What would you say?

[Ether]

"Oh thanks, that'll cover up the funeral costs."

You are accidentally fed a baby by your parents, who have went insane and love every minute of it.

 

[Guiyii]

"i wantedthe baby fried, not cooked!! (psycho face)"

ur mother died yesterday and appeared alive in ur fathers body, making u do 10 push-ups

 

[Ether]

"Dad, why do you sound like mom? And also, I can't touch the floor without having to wash my hands..."

Your family was murdered by Bowser and you are taken as a token of his success.

 

[Guiyii]

"if u dnt ress them at once, i'll...i'll...gah, nvm"

 

[Ether]

You forgot to put a situation.

 

[Charizard632]

Phoenix Wright objected you.

 

[Ether]

(I already put in a situation.)

"Damn...!" (For mine.)

"Um, dude, why are you objecting me?" (For yours.)

You are eating a speaker while Smooth Criminal is playing on the said speaker.

 

[Charizard632]

"OMG!"

You die from saying the above quote and god punishes you into hell.

 

[Ether]

"How can I go to hell from saying 'Damn?' I thought by getting baptized and acknoledging the existence of God and Jesus and the Holy Spirit while asking for forgiveness of my sins sends me to heaven... I guess not."

You are getting a lobotomy.

 

[Charizard632]

"How can I go to hell from saying 'Damn?'"

Actually, you got to hell for saying "OMG!"

I don't know what that is, but I don't think it's safe

Someone says the F-word 100 times in a row!

 

[Ether]

I never even said "OMG!" You did!

"Sh*t."

You find someone injecting estrogen into you.

 

[Charizard632]

"OMG! That world is crazy!"


You go to hell for saying OMG!

 

[Ether]

"That's ridiculous. Send everyone else to hell then."

You get a whiff of can spray.

 

[Guiyii]

"bweh...heh...heh!!!"

you accidently killed your father, bringing your mom to life, which made you do your homework twice.

 

[Real Hammer Bro]

"I don't know what I'll say about this..."

You saw Luigi's hat flying over your neighborhood.

 

[Vipsoccermaster]

"I think I better return it to Luigi."

You found a rusty old pipe.

 

[Guiyii]

"ahh, this will be a challenge"

the rusty parts from that pipe made a scar in your face

 

[Ether]

"Wow, by simply touching this pipe, it grows lacerations on my face! Wonderful!"

By simply touching a wall, you die instantly.

 

[Guiyii]

im dead, i can't say anyhing

while walking on the street, you see the grim reaper coming at you, touching all in his path, killing them.

 

[Ether]

"Oh shi-" *dies from Grim Reaper's touch*

You are pursued by a Capital One Bank commercial in your dreams.