What would you say?

[Real Hammer Bro]

Well, this game is quite simple, there's just 2 simple rules:
1. Make a saying about the situation made by the poster above you
1a. You can also said what you do after that, but use asterisks
2. You make a new situation for the poster below you
Meh, here's an example if you don't know what I mean:

[quote author=Poster83]
You saw Mario falling from the clouds
[/quote]
[quote author=Poster67]
"Finally! I saw Mario for real this time!" *ask for his autograph*

Bowser is about to attack you with his fiery breath
[/quote]
[quote author=Poster14]
"Yikes, run away!"

Peach baked you a cake
[/quote]
[quote author=Poster35]
"What's the flavor of this cake?"

A Goomba is walking happily in front of you
[/quote]
[quote author=Poster80]
"I want to stomp him!" *stomps goomba for real*

Daisy throws a pie to your face
[/quote]
[quote author=Poster92]
"You should taste this too." *throws another pie to her face*

You found a Koopa Shell
[/quote]

Let's start:
A Shy Guy is about to take off his mask

 

[Vipsoccermaster]

"I wonder what his face looks like."

Toad comes out of nowhere.

 

[D51g]

Huhhh? where did you come from?





you get attacked by king boo.

 

[Real Hammer Bro]

"Ouch! Oh wait, he's somewhat soft..."

Yoshi asks you for a ride

 

[Vipsoccermaster]

"Sure, and let's pick up Hammer Bro."

We are considering to party.

 

[8socc3r]

"Awesome! Am I invited?"

Your favo(u)rite NFL team wins the Super Bowl. (Only Americans and some internationals will know what this means.)

 

[topper1]

"What the hell are you talking about?" *To Wikipedia*

The Nintendo Wii has been discontinued.

 

[H-J Kaabii]

"But of course. It's been superseded by the Nintendo Atlantis, the awesome virtual-reality console!" (pretend this comment was made in a couple of years' time )

Gilgamesh opens the Gate of Babylon, and weapons begin to be fired at you.

 

[topper1]

"Oh well.... it's been a tough life anyway!"

Here's Brucie!

 

[H-J Kaabii]

"...come again?!"
You get told by a Green Knight that you are a punk.

 

[Ether]

"Okay..."

You see Mario and Bowser engage in battle inside your house.

 

[Charizard632]

"GET THE BATTLE OUT OF OUR HOUSE!"

Your parents ran over a cat/kitten.

 

[Marioguy]

I scream and begin crying.

A thief breaks into your house.

 

[H-J Kaabii]

^You can't say "I scream and begin crying". Use onomatapoeia.

Aaack!!! A thief!!! Ruuuuuuuun!!!... no, wait, I should defend myself, no?... wait, law states that I would be charged if the thief gets injured... but... *gets ordered* ...alright, whatever you say. *sigh*

You are saved by a heroic knight from the clutches of death at the hands of a Green Knight.

 

[Charizard632]

"aaaaaah, Whooooooooh!"

In deal or no deal, there are 2 cases left, one with 1 cent, and another with $1,000,000. You got the one with one cent.

 

[H-J Kaabii]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


You found out that you have your worst enemies inside your body, perhaps causing havoc.

 

[Real Hammer Bro]

"I think I'll need a surgery..."

Kirby waves his hand at you

 

[H-J Kaabii]

I hope Kirby's found some food...

Dedede breaks the Star Rod in front of you and laughs.

 

[Vipsoccermaster]

"That's it, now you're going to pay!"

You won a contest you didn't even enter.

 

[H-J Kaabii]

"Oh no, I hope it isn't a mansion... with ghosts..."

You found youself face-to-face with a young-looking female warrior in alabaster armor.