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You officially and legally become a slave, but you still know the 13th amendment.
You officially and legally become a slave, but you still know the 13th amendment.
What would you say?
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"I knew this country would someday grow corrupt..."
You are eating your parents' bedroom carpet.
You are eating your parents' bedroom carpet.
"I can explain!"
While writing an important message on this forum, the computer freezes.
While writing an important message on this forum, the computer freezes.
"F*ckbrains!"
You are drugged with a cigarette laced with fun.
You are drugged with a cigarette laced with fun.
''aweeeeesuuuuuum 8D''
You fell off the stairs...
You fell off the stairs...
"who tripped me?!?!?!"
you're an orphan walking along the street, suddenly your mom comes and calls herself your mom
you're an orphan walking along the street, suddenly your mom comes and calls herself your mom
"Who the heck are you? Why are you calling yourself my mom?"
You're dancing when all of a sudden, some jock tries to air hump dance in front of you.
You're dancing when all of a sudden, some jock tries to air hump dance in front of you.
"HAHA, nice try, noone can dance like me"
you are at the verge of death, when u see a 1-up shroom in front of u, u reach for it, but it's 1cm 2 far away.
you are at the verge of death, when u see a 1-up shroom in front of u, u reach for it, but it's 1cm 2 far away.
"Maybe if I just... lift myself up a bit..."
You are eating a brownie, when someone tells you that's a pot brownie.
You are eating a brownie, when someone tells you that's a pot brownie.
"it's...a...POT BROWNIE? im doomed (x_x)"
u sit on abench on the street, close ur eyes for 5 sec and open them. u then see like 10 persons with dual guns look and aim at u.
u sit on abench on the street, close ur eyes for 5 sec and open them. u then see like 10 persons with dual guns look and aim at u.
"Oh s---."
You are 1-on-1ing on a forum when all of a sudden, this jerk comes and preaches on how 1-on-1ing is against the rules since it's post-pumping.
You are 1-on-1ing on a forum when all of a sudden, this jerk comes and preaches on how 1-on-1ing is against the rules since it's post-pumping.
"oh no...i shouldn't post another post unless An American Fail goes offline for long enuf so another one posts, making it 1 on 1 on 1... or something"
u forgot to tell the one u love that u love her today
u forgot to tell the one u love that u love her today
*says nothing* It's because I'm too shy!
Someones sets your laptop/computer on fire!
Someones sets your laptop/computer on fire!
"CALL THE COPS AMBULANCE FIRE EXTINGUISHER."
you are dead and ressurrected by a necromancer.
you are dead and ressurrected by a necromancer.
"Why thank you, sir- BRAINS!"
You are hopelessly lost when you find a Mario hat. You try it on, and it turns you into Mario.
You are hopelessly lost when you find a Mario hat. You try it on, and it turns you into Mario.
"ITS-A ME, MARIO!!!!"
luigi's mansion's ghosts, and the polter geist 3000 comes out of the tv.
luigi's mansion's ghosts, and the polter geist 3000 comes out of the tv.
"Nothing's on. 
"
You're on television.
"You're on television.
"oh..this is very touching, i haven't prepared myself very well tho... *holds a 2 page long list*"
u love yellow, but get black
u love yellow, but get black
---, I didn't want black!
You hear someone say "OMG!"
You hear someone say "OMG!"
"...what?"
You see this:
You see this:
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