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You see a bunch of Italian food (I don't like Italian Food.)
You see a bunch of Italian food (I don't like Italian Food.)
What would you say?
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"Ah, spaghetti, pizza- kalamari? What the f***?"
You read this:
"Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face."
You read this:
"Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face."
"sigh... when do they syop terrorizing people and animals' lives?"
ure in class, answers right, and every1 stares at u with penetrating looks
ure in class, answers right, and every1 stares at u with penetrating looks
"Typical." (And that truly happens.)
You are sitting in a darkened room while images of half-naked man haunt you.
You are sitting in a darkened room while images of half-naked man haunt you.
"well...at least he's not fully naked"
you get kicked by a man that got kicked by a person u kicked
you get kicked by a man that got kicked by a person u kicked
"Oww! The hell was that for?"
You have to walk the plank of a sinking ship.
You have to walk the plank of a sinking ship.
"uhh, this is a drill right? no real sharks?"
you see a UFO outside the door.
you see a UFO outside the door.
"Well this is wonderful... not..."
You are eating this:
.
You are eating this:
."yummy, a tongue"
ur friend has a O0 while u're bald, u're jealous of his hair
ur friend has a O0 while u're bald, u're jealous of his hair
"Let me borrow that hair..." *shaves off his afro*
Your friend is homosexual while you reproduce asexually.
Your friend is homosexual while you reproduce asexually.
"sry, lad, not now"
u failed ur exam while all the other got A+
u failed ur exam while all the other got A+
"What the?"
You are trapped in a dryer while it is turned on.
You are trapped in a dryer while it is turned on.
"...at least i'll get dry"
you're 5 years old and get caugh playing a 16 aged game online while owning badly.
you're 5 years old and get caugh playing a 16 aged game online while owning badly.
"This is fun!" (*NOTE* I actually watched South Park when I was five... it didn't last that long; and I've played my first T-rated game when I was four [rated 12+ by PEGI].)
You are trapped in a drive-thru.
You are trapped in a drive-thru.
"ahh, great..."
you are minding ur own business while thinking about death, when a man says u're alive.
you are minding ur own business while thinking about death, when a man says u're alive.
"I know that."
You are a pirate who, after all your crew were killed in a tsunami, uses them as a raft to get to shore.
You are a pirate who, after all your crew were killed in a tsunami, uses them as a raft to get to shore.
"ahh, fnally they became useful"
some1 calls u weird.
some1 calls u weird.
"Shut up, weirdo!"
Your SMPSF account gets hacked by H-J.
Your SMPSF account gets hacked by H-J.
"Why'd you do that?"
You meet me in person accidentally.
You meet me in person accidentally.
"hey"
some1 offers u money if they can kill u
some1 offers u money if they can kill u
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