I'd like to see some Zero Suit right there! 
A thwomp goes down.
A thwomp goes down.
What would you say?
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Someone points the middle finger right in front of your face.
Someone points the middle finger right in front of your face.
"...okay..."
As you eat a hot dog, a weird scream is heard. You see that you are eating the body of a troll doll, who exclaims that he doesn't want to be eaten. Seeing how this is a hallucination, you take a bite anyway, and the scream grows so intense you could hear it from far away.
As you eat a hot dog, a weird scream is heard. You see that you are eating the body of a troll doll, who exclaims that he doesn't want to be eaten. Seeing how this is a hallucination, you take a bite anyway, and the scream grows so intense you could hear it from far away.
"Eeeeew! Why the heck am I eating this anyways?"
You are forced to read a book.
You are forced to read a book.
"Well, as long as it's a book I want to read, then yay."
You are forced to type with boxing gloves on.
You are forced to type with boxing gloves on.
"Oh, come on. I could destroy my keyboard, and even my laptop!"
A student says "I'm going to attack innocent students!" at a school.
A student says "I'm going to attack innocent students!" at a school.
"EVERYBODY HIDE !!!!"
You want to play with your coolest video game you have. Later, while playing, your console burn.
You want to play with your coolest video game you have. Later, while playing, your console burn.
"Oh, yeah! A real Mario Finale... whoops."
You find yourself on the receiving end of a Boo Brigade attack.
You find yourself on the receiving end of a Boo Brigade attack.
"Darn it, I'm a civilian, not an enemy."
You find yourself in a lab, strapped to a table, where there are experimental liquids in syringes.
You find yourself in a lab, strapped to a table, where there are experimental liquids in syringes.
"Aaaaaaaah!"
You found out you were transformed to a 4 year old girl, and your parents told you to wear big hats all the time.
You found out you were transformed to a 4 year old girl, and your parents told you to wear big hats all the time.
"...wha?"
You are disturbed by a man named Jack the Ripper.
You are disturbed by a man named Jack the Ripper.
"Oh crap."
You get spam.
You get spam.
"Wait... where's the delete button gone?"
You see a guy standing next to you with a top-hat on. He turns to you...
You see a guy standing next to you with a top-hat on. He turns to you...
"NO I DON'T WANNA JOIN THE UGLY FASHION CLUB!"
Your computer lost power after writing the most important report of your life due tomorrow.
Your computer lost power after writing the most important report of your life due tomorrow.
"......I can't believe I didn't Ctrl+S. Well, I could always handwrite the whole darn thing..."
A dashing knight with flowing blond hair saves you from certain death.
A dashing knight with flowing blond hair saves you from certain death.
"NO I DON'T WANNA JOIN THE UGLY FASHION CLUB!"
H-J types in incomplete sentences.
H-J types in incomplete sentences.
"...zzz...it's 3:30am..."
Waluigi starts selling Tacos.
Waluigi starts selling Tacos.
"I'm about to leave to Taco Bell. I'll catch you later."
I am going to jump off... the porch.
I am going to jump off... the porch.
"NO! Don't do it! You could get killed!"
You are at World 8-4 in Super Mario Bros, and then you are defeated at your last life.
You are at World 8-4 in Super Mario Bros, and then you are defeated at your last life.
"i...were...so...close...NOOO!!!"
you're about to fight ur 100th match, win this and u have won 100 matches in a row. it starts, and u got owned badly.
you're about to fight ur 100th match, win this and u have won 100 matches in a row. it starts, and u got owned badly.
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