Baby Mario: *speaks in baby gibberish* (Nintendo did it.)
Fawful, are you awful?
Fawful, are you awful?
Ask the Nintendo character!
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Um... DIE!!! *attacks*
Mewtwo, why weren't you in Brawl?
Mewtwo, why weren't you in Brawl?
Mewtwo: Lucario made me cry to sleep.
Link, how do you feel about "fsjal"?
Link, how do you feel about "fsjal"?
Link: Um... *head asplodes*
Peach, did you know Bowser is married to you?
Peach, did you know Bowser is married to you?
Peach: WHAT?!?!?!? 
I'm calling the police!
Yoshi, why do yo have a long tongue?
I'm calling the police!Yoshi, why do yo have a long tongue?
Yoshi: All the better to eat Shy Guys with.
Thwomp, why did you use to have spikes, then no spikes, and now spikes again?
Thwomp, why did you use to have spikes, then no spikes, and now spikes again?
Thwomp: I'm fickle. YOU PANCAKE NOW! *crushes H-J カービイ*
Birdo, why are you ugly?
Birdo, why are you ugly?
Birdo: *shoots egg in Waluigi's face* Anyone who calls me ugly will get an egg in their face!
Ludwig, do you see yourself as the natural successor to Beethoven?
Ludwig, do you see yourself as the natural successor to Beethoven?
Ludwig: No, because I enjoy making my own musics actually.
Zelda, how did you learn your magic powers?
Zelda, how did you learn your magic powers?
Zelda:Ummmm if I told you I'd have to shoot you in the face with a paintball gun. ;D Bowser, why do you always kidnap Peach?
Bowser: I must have revenge!!!
Dry Bones, why don't you have no-body to go with?
Dry Bones, why don't you have no-body to go with?
I'm already dead.
Luigi, why did you only get one game?
Luigi, why did you only get one game?
Luigi: I'm not as famous as Mario obviously, but I'm OK in Mario games.
Bowser Jr, why do you always wear a bib round your mouth?
Bowser Jr, why do you always wear a bib round your mouth?
Because it makes me look EVILLLL!!!!!!
Wario, why are you fat?
Wario, why are you fat?
I have enough money for lots of food!
Zelda, who are you?
Zelda, who are you?
Zelda: I'm a woman! GOSH!!!
^Eh? No-one there?
Waluigi, why did you bully Bowser for the Mischief Star Stamp?
Waluigi, why did you bully Bowser for the Mischief Star Stamp?
'Cause I'm naughty! Also I wanted to use my super feet!
Mr. L, are you gonna kill me?
Mr. L, are you gonna kill me?
Depends on what you're saying about the sign.
Kirby, why is Mario more famous than you?
Kirby, why is Mario more famous than you?
Nobody believes in magic anymore. :'(
Wario, why must I obey you?
Wario, why must I obey you?
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