Kamek: I'm annoyed about how Bowser commands me a lot.
Toadette, along the many Toads out there, which one do you like most?
Toadette, along the many Toads out there, which one do you like most?
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Toadette: I like the big yellow one with the red spots that comes out of ? blocks.
Kirby, why are you a pink marshmallow?
Kirby, why are you a pink marshmallow?
Kirby: Hiii! Pew! Hiii! *Kirby dance* (I'm a puffball! How else am I supposed to jump into the sky, warp stars?)
Falco, how come people interpret you saying "Hands off my prey" as "Hands off my bread"?
Falco, how come people interpret you saying "Hands off my prey" as "Hands off my bread"?
Falco: I'm a bird. A stereotypical bird.
Wart, what's your occupation ever since Nintendo never used you since '87?
Wart, what's your occupation ever since Nintendo never used you since '87?
What do you think?
DK, not playable anymore? You must be happy?
DK, not playable anymore? You must be happy?
No. I always loved kicking the crap out of Bowser.
Wario, do you have a disease?
Wario, do you have a disease?
Wario: What do you think I am?! Retarded or something?!
Goombella, have you ever went excavating after the events of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door?
Goombella, have you ever went excavating after the events of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door?
(Goombella's dead. She fell off a cliff.)
Yoshi, why are you gay?
Yoshi, why are you gay?
^dirtyness at its highest..... eww *no i am not gay just because i like eating Mario and Luigi.* lolz Waluigi, why won't you stop dancing?
(@ Waluigi - If you can say inappropriate things about someone's favorite character, well, expect something huge.)
Waluigi: It's the annual transvestite dance party. I'm actually a woman with extremely small breasts.
Boo, attempt to scare me.
Waluigi: It's the annual transvestite dance party. I'm actually a woman with extremely small breasts.
Boo, attempt to scare me.
Boo: *looks other way* Boo! *becomes big with eyes glowing* It's not that scary isn't it?
Peach, why do you like making cakes?
Peach, why do you like making cakes?
Peach: I have an addiction to cakes.
Yoshi, what sexual preference do you have?
Yoshi, what sexual preference do you have?
Yoshi: *uses his tongue power* 
Why are u so fat Wario?
Why are u so fat Wario?
Wario: I just ate a whole bunch, mostly meat.
Waluigi, why do you hate Toadette a lot?
Waluigi, why do you hate Toadette a lot?
Waluigi: because she's pink!
Birdo, why does everyone hate you so much?
Birdo, why does everyone hate you so much?
Birdo: I look creepy. And I'm a boy.
Birdo, are you a bird?
Birdo, are you a bird?
Birdo: No, I am a reptil!
Mario, do you secretely love Daisy?
Mario, do you secretely love Daisy?
Mario: Nah! I'm already married to Peach!
Pikachu, why can't you be in your Pokeball?
Pikachu, why can't you be in your Pokeball?
Pikachu: I was just about to ask you the same question!
Goomba... I'm about to jump on your head, how do you feel?
Goomba... I'm about to jump on your head, how do you feel?
Me: All right, Topper1! You finally responded to my oldest repsonces 12-11-09
Goomba: Nooooo! I'll get killed!
Toadette, why do you hate Waluigi a lot?
Goomba: Nooooo! I'll get killed!
Toadette, why do you hate Waluigi a lot?
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