ummm because i can snap u into two pices in a second. daisy, why are you a tomboy?
Ask the Nintendo character!
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I gots a pig. 
Bowser, why are you mutant?
Bowser, why are you mutant?
RAR!!!
Yoshi, why, on the Nintendo 64, did you sound like a DJ disc?
Yoshi, why, on the Nintendo 64, did you sound like a DJ disc?
Yoshi: Beats me. Probably us getting older or something.
Goomba, why do you always get squished by Mario?
Goomba, why do you always get squished by Mario?
Goomba: I'm just a poop and that's why Mario's boots are brown.
Kirby, why do you go, Hi!"?
Kirby, why do you go, Hi!"?
Kirby: Hii!!! (Translation: I'm too young to speak meaningfully.)
Dedede, why do you want to rule Dream Land?
Dedede, why do you want to rule Dream Land?
Dedede: Because I'm physically retarded! RUFF RUFF RUFF!!!
Gloomba, why are you sad?
Gloomba, why are you sad?
That's how Nintendo designed me! :'(
Mario and Luigi, how are you?
Mario and Luigi, how are you?
Mario: Annoyed, because Peach got kidnapped again!!! Luigi: Our lives suck!
Star, how did you get placed in a ball???
Star, how did you get placed in a ball???
Star: ...... (translation: There is no ball. )
Waluigi, why do you like to do the WALUIGI dance?
)Waluigi, why do you like to do the WALUIGI dance?
Waluigi: So what, eh, fool? It's mine, mine, mine!
Toadette, how's it feel to be in the shadow of your brother Toad?
Toadette, how's it feel to be in the shadow of your brother Toad?
Toadette: He's my wife ( shocker!).
Bowser, why do you suck at killing Mario?
shocker!).Bowser, why do you suck at killing Mario?
GRR, HA HA HA, RAR!!!
Bowser Jr, do you like your father's job?
Bowser Jr, do you like your father's job?
Bowser Jr.: What kind of question is that? Of course I like it, you idiot!
Bowser, besides Bowser Jr., who is your favorite child?
Bowser, besides Bowser Jr., who is your favorite child?
Mini Bowser Green
Hammer Bro, could you help me build my shed?
Hammer Bro, could you help me build my shed?
Hammer Bro: No!!! *a hammer goes through Topper's head*
Goomba, why are you scared of Koopas?
Goomba, why are you scared of Koopas?
Goomba: I'm scared of them only when Mario kick them in a shell form to me.
Zelda, what did you think about Peach when you met her in SSBB?
Zelda, what did you think about Peach when you met her in SSBB?
Zelda: There's only going to be one sexy girl alive. It's gonna be me!
Sonic, why do you save woodland creatures?
Sonic, why do you save woodland creatures?
I get bored sometimes!
Luigi, do you sometimes get jealous of Mario?
Luigi, do you sometimes get jealous of Mario?
Luigi: My fans would make me say so, so I can't say.
Kamek, so... how's life?
Kamek, so... how's life?
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