Ask the Nintendo character!

[Real Hammer Bro]

Mario: It's great, you're paper thin, can go through any tiny gaps. But not able to move in the Z axis isn't that good.

Mario, tell me, how a time-hits-zero moment can kill you?

 

[Guiyii]

mario: "well, tbh, im REALLY impatient, if i can't reach the goal in an X amount of seconds, i suicide"

dry bones, how do u return ur head to ur body?

 

[topper1]

Dry Bones: Using the power of my mind!

Zelda, do you think your games are overrated?

 

[87 on the dice block]

Link: well, i do go around drunk killing people with my sword, i dont know

yoshi, do you like being ridden?

 

[Real Hammer Bro]

Yoshi: Depends on who ride me, if it's Mario, I really hate that! I just don't like how he punch my head to get my tongue out! (SMW reference)

Bowser, how do you get kids while never had any wife?

 

[Charizard632]

Bowser: I can't tell you! It's a secret.

Toadette: "because i can't get my hands on that top hat shy guy has in neon heights MP7!!! I WANT THAT HAT!!!"

You must have got that from Toadette VS Waluigi 2.

Tails, how come you sound like a 4 year old in Sonic Heroes, when you sound like a 10 year old in Sonic Adventure?

 

[87 on the dice block]

Tails, how come you sound like a 4 year old in Sonic Heroes, when you sound like a 10 year old in Sonic Adventure?

this is called ask a nintendo character, not sega

 

[Charizard632]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3604546

 

[Ecks Dee]

Mario: ...YOU BROKE-A THE RULES, CLGFB AND 87OTDB! NOW PAY!

Anyway, Link, why do you make grunting sounds? Is it because you got "hit really hard in the balls"?

 

[87 on the dice block]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3604546

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3606783

 

[Real Hammer Bro]

Let's just ignore those posts for now, I'll see if I'm going to delete it.
Now follow the game rules, Nintendo characters only and no more of those objection stuffs.

Link: No, it's because I take damage from enemies.

Peach: How do you bake a "cake" like in SM64?

 

[Ecks Dee]

Peach: Like any other wedding cake- yeah, like a wedding cake, basically.

Luigi, people want to see more of your secret "diary". Why?

 

[87 on the dice block]

Luigi: because Mario read it and postd it on youtube...

Toad, why do people think you suck?

 

[Charizard632]

Toad: I just give out advice!

Kotone, why did English people give you many names, and someone officially named you Lyra, even though Melody, Harmony, and Harper are the most popular choices?

 

[87 on the dice block]

Kotone: because i love being called different names

Mario, why are you always silent in most video games?

 

[Ecks Dee]

Mario: I have nothing to say since I'm so flabbergasted that I'm surrounded by all these creatures that would've only been created through hallucinogenic drug use.

Bowser, someone claimed that you wore Princess Peach's dress. Is it false?

 

[Real Hammer Bro]

Bowser: That's false! But once Mario smashed me out of Peach's castle when I sneaked into Peach's closet.

Petey, what's your favorite snack?

 

[Ecks Dee]

Petey: Brains... I'm just kidding. *snickers*

Daisy, why is your voice irritating?

 

[Shaby]

Daisy: BECAUSE I LIKE TO YEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!! YEAAAAAAH!!!

Dry Bowser, how do you appeared in MKW the same time that Bowser did! o_o

 

[Charizard632]

Dry Bowser: I don't know? Why the (h-word) they put me in this (f-word)ing game!

Princess Peach, what is your favorite song and why?