Grant a Wish and then Corrupt it!

[topper1]

Granted, now evil and despair has taken over

I wish for a billion dollars!

 

[ChickenLegs]

Granted, but they are all fakes.

I wish for the next person to post to slip and not type anything.

 

[chaosshadow123]

Granted, the word anythign was typed incorrectly.

I wish I didn't have to present tomorrow.

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

Granted, but you get a zero (if you meant something like presenting something in front of a class)

I wish that I could turn the clock back to September 2008.

 

[topper1]

Granted, but 1 hour later, it moved back!

!sdrawkcab siht epyt t'ndid I hsiw I

 

[ChickenLegs]

Granted but the dinosaur rips you in half!  ;D   
                                                                                                      I wish for everybody to die in the apocalypse but me.  (Oh yeah, and I never get lonely.  I prefer solitude.)    8)                         

 

[Toblet]

Granted, but we now live in a parallel universe and if you fall ill, nobody can help you.

I wish for Rosalina to be in ALL Mario games!

 

[topper1]

Granted. If you go into Princess Peach's castle, you'll see a small picture of her on the wall. That good enough for you?

I wish for 10 wishes!

 

[Toblet]

Yes, perfect.

Granted, But they have expired.

I wish for the MPL forum to have more registered users.

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

Granted, but half of them are trolls.

I wish that I could hear with two ears (IRL, I use a hearing aid in my right ear, but my left ear is good)

 

[Toadette]

Granted, but they're super sensitive to even the slightest sound.

I wish Toadette would appear in more Mario Games!

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but she's not playable

I wish for a chocolate chip cake!

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

Granted, but you are allergic to chocolate.

 

[Toblet]

...? -_-

I wish for Ness and Lucas to make a wish...

 

[gogogogreg]

Grated, but he deleted the post 2 seconds after

I wish my server would stop crashing

 

[saxprodigee]

Granted, but the wish will not come true.

I wish Wii U would come out already.

 

[gogogogreg]

granted, but it is 2000$

I wish for 2000$

 

[saxprodigee]

granted, but you will donate it to charity.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Toadette]

Granted, but it's Monopoly Money.

I wish for a Pantless Toad

 

[saxprodigee]

granted, but he had underwear on

I wish baby daisy would be a playable character in all mario games