Grant a Wish and then Corrupt it!

[yoshi402]

Granted, but you become sick again 1 second later.
I wish eboy would take his turn in MFIII.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but then everyone hated MFIII

I wish my activity's sign ups were full.

 

[yoshi402]

He actually took his turn RIGHT AFTER I wished .
Granted, but everyone drops out after it starts.
I wish I could draw better.

 

[eboyblue3]

Granted, but your dominant hand breaks.

I still wish i could find my freakin' MP9

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, but you lose it again.
I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but she wants to hit on you.

I wish I had money.

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, but the world ends before you can spend it.
I wish I had a brownie right now.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, it's not an edible brownie (yuck)

I wish I was hungry.

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, but you eat too much you get deathly sick.
I wish my brother wasn't so annoying.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but everyone liked him more than you.

I wish I was respected at school.

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but eventually, you experience the backlashes of being school famous and wish that you just want all of that pressure off of you.

I wish my wish backfires somehow.

 

[Waluiging]

Granted. Your wish DIDN'T backfire. Which means it backfired. Which means it didn't backfire. Which means it backfired...

I wish for a pebble.

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, but it's really a bomb and explodes.
I wish I had more time.

 

[Waluiging]

You get an extra second. Times up.

I wish for free limited edition stuff I can sell for a ton of cash.

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, it's all counterfeit.
I wish I could enjoy games I don't.

 

[topper1]

Granted, now you're dead for playing every single game that exists as it seriously affected your health.

I wish I had a job!

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, you have to work 24/7 only getting a break once a year.

I wish I could stop wishing.

 

[topper1]

Granted, now your birthdays are less special when you blow the candles out!

I wish for bacon!