Grant a Wish and then Corrupt it!

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but you then got robbed.

I wish I could get a life!

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but a goomba hits you and you go back to 5 lifes
I wish for an afro!  O0

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but it covers your whole face. 

I wish potato chips were nicer!

 

[Toblet]

Granted, they look nice, but taste horrible.

I wish for the heat wave to end.

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but an Ice Age starts

I wish I could watch Ice Age 3!

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but you are uncool coz IA4 came out.

I wish everything tasted nice

 

[Toblet]

Granted, but you lost half of your tongue.

I wish Camelot fixed the Rosalina bug and added her in Mario Tennis Open.

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

Granted, but she sucks.

I wish that Wobbuffet would lose to me in the Nintendo RPG.

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but I have a trick up my sleeve that can get him back up to beat you
I cant tell you what it is though but...

I wish for PM4 to come out!

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

Granted, but you didn't post a wish

I wish for PM4 to come out!

Now I did.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, PM4 came out at $1,000,000

I wish I could fly.

 

[Toblet]

Granted, but you got scared and crashed.

I wish there were more colours.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but they look like turds.

I when i wished, It wouldn't screw up. Period.

 

[Toblet]

Granted, but you didn't receive anything because you didn't ask for anything.

I wish Spring and Autumn could last longer.

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

Granted, but you complain about winter and summer being shorter.

I wish that Nintendo will lose so much money that they will DLC us a single player VS Mode for Mario Kart 7.

 

[ChickenLegs]

Granted but it is laggy as hell.


I wish I could tell the girl I love that I love her and we get married and have children and live a nice life.  All of my children are smart and strong and we remain together (no divorce)

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but one day you all get hit by a train

I wish I could get the I LIKE TRAINS theme out of my head

 

[Toblet]

Granted, but one day you all get hit by a train

I wish I could get the I LIKE TRAINS theme out of my head

Granted, but you have to listen to this:

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebno9Rt0beU

I wish I could turn back time.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but you got stuck there.

I wish I was awesome!

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

Granted, but you have to sacrifice somebody's life to remain awesome.

I wish that Nintendo will stop failing.