Grant a Wish and then Corrupt it!

[topper1]

Granted, but they never were failing!

I wish it wasn't so hot here!

 

[gogogogreg]

granted, but you move somewhere where it is hotter

I wish for the next wish I make to be granted without a twist or anything that can make it anything but what I wish for

 

[Wiiboy4ever]

....................................................................................wat

I wish for no more butthurt douchebags on the internet.

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but they all invade your real life

I wish for a gamecube controller so I can play gamecube games on my wii

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

Granted, but the A button can't function at all.

I wish that I was a girl.

 

[Toadette]

Granted, but you still grow facial hair and have hairy limbs.

I wish my 3DS was Purple instead of Red.

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but it gets stolen

I wish for an awesome Kirby game on the 3ds

 

[Toblet]

Granted, but the game is broken.

I wish fossil fuels became renewable.

 

[Luigi Party!]

Granted, but we mistakenly make Dome Fossils renewable, instead of Fossil Fuels being renewable.
I hope Wobbuffet would destroy Toad.

 

[Toadette]

Granted, but he suffers a terrible poisoning from all of Toad's Spores.

I wish that asdfqwertyvanklaiivxzarolvKosskudmisghgssnggff.

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but its backwards

I wish for a toad

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

Granted, but it is a real life Toad that poisons you.

I wish that the victory theme of Ness and Lucas will always be this theme from now on.

Super Smash Bros. 64 Music: Ness Wins

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but Ness and Lucas are taken out of the next smash bros

I wish for a banana

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, you got the peel.

I wish I had completed MTO.

 

[Luigi Party!]

Granted, you completed your first Modern Task Operation.
I hope I kill Toadette.

 

[Toadette]

Granted, but she comes back as two Toadettes.

I wish Toadette got into Mario Party 9 instead of Kamek.

 

[gogogogreg]

granted, but a wii update took her out of the game

I wish for a good 3d sonic on the wii u

 

[Luigi Party!]

granted, but we made a GOD 3d sonic game on Wii U instead
I hope nobody replies to this post

 

[kinetic563]

granted...does not compute.

I wish there was a potion to change my gender to female.

 

[Luigi Party!]

Granted, but your gender was only changed in this forum- not in your real life
I hope people use 'I hope' instead of 'I wish' in this thread