Koopa Troopa: What does y green mean?
Goomba, do you have any dignity left?
Goomba, do you have any dignity left?
Ask the Nintendo character!
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goomba: yesno
cheep cheep, have u ever drowned b4?
cheep cheep, have u ever drowned b4?
Cheep Cheep: Not yet- *gets hit by a fireball and drowns*
Daisy, want some defective Watchmen merchandise?
Daisy, want some defective Watchmen merchandise?
Daisy: No. Don't care about it.
Waluigi, who's the love of your life?
Waluigi, who's the love of your life?
Waluigi: Mama Waluigi :B
Wario, do u secretely loved Peach?
Wario, do u secretely loved Peach?
wario: har har... who doesnt? :
lakitu, how much do u love ur cloud?
lakitu, how much do u love ur cloud?
Lakitu: *throws a Spinie at Rosalina* It's my lover, shodbamnit!
Wario, according to how you liked Peach, I thought you liked Mona from your video game series...
Wario, according to how you liked Peach, I thought you liked Mona from your video game series...
Wario: well... mona makes nice pizzas, but Peach makes so nice cakes
Dry bowser, how did u appear in the series of mario?
Dry bowser, how did u appear in the series of mario?
Dry Bowser: I died and became like this in New Super Mario Bros.
Koopa Kids, why take your rage on Mario when you can take your rage on me?
Koopa Kids, why take your rage on Mario when you can take your rage on me?
Koopa Kids: coz u, got a gun
Rosalina: why do you hide ur rightern eye in your hair?
Rosalina: why do you hide ur rightern eye in your hair?
Rosalina: Psss, I'm cyclops .P
Birdo, you cheated on Yoshi with Toad?
Birdo, you cheated on Yoshi with Toad?
Birdo: uhhh, if i told you, i'd have to kill you.
blooper, why can you hover above the ground in MP8?
blooper, why can you hover above the ground in MP8?
Blooper: Because Nintendo said so.
Hammer Bro, will you help me build this house? You have hammers after all... (LOL)
Hammer Bro, will you help me build this house? You have hammers after all... (LOL)
Hammer Bro, sry, 1 small hit with this hammer will send ur house to oblivion
Mario: how did u make ur moustache like that?
Mario: how did u make ur moustache like that?
Mario: Stylized it to look more sexy... but that doesn't change a thi- *gets kissed by a random person* Oh wait, so it actually does work. *realizes that the random person was a transvesite* Oh damn!
Bowser, do you need a change of pace? Kidnapping the princess seems so overdone and cliched.
Bowser, do you need a change of pace? Kidnapping the princess seems so overdone and cliched.
Bowser: "you're right, should kidnap Daisy instead, since Luigi won't stand as muc of a chance a Mario does >: )"
Bow, what is your fan made of?
Bow, what is your fan made of?
Bow: It's made out of Clifford the Big Red Dog's ass.
King Boo, how do I become a Boo?
King Boo, how do I become a Boo?
King Boo: *assassinates The Comedian* Now you're a Boo!
Sonic, how much do you like Tails, even though foxes eat hedgehogs?
Sonic, how much do you like Tails, even though foxes eat hedgehogs?
Sonic: I belong to Sega, not Nintendo. But Tail's a good frien- *Tails eats Sonic's arm*
(Yeah, Sonic belongs to Nintendo. Otherwise, we'd be calling this Ask the Video Game Character.)
Toad, how boring is your job?
(Yeah, Sonic belongs to Nintendo. Otherwise, we'd be calling this Ask the Video Game Character.)
Toad, how boring is your job?
Toad: I'm not acting like a slave, and my job is great!
Waluigi, how much do you hate little girls?
Waluigi, how much do you hate little girls?
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