Why Peach Sucks

[Ether]

She doesn't even run away, she's just stands there like a retard.

This is why I like Peaches more than Peach, tbh :V

 

[AegisReflector]

I hate that Peach can kick Bowser's ass in Melee and Brawl and can't do s**t in any other Mario games.

The Smash Bros. games aren't Nintendo canon.

But, then again, so are half the Mario games.

 

[berrylarry200]

This is why Zelda is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Peach. Zelda actually kicks ass while Peach does nothing and allows herself to get kidnapped. How hard could it possibly be defending yourself from a turtle? This is why I'd pick Zelda over Peach any day.

 

[cookieboy17]

This is why Zelda is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Peach. Zelda actually kicks ass while Peach does nothing and allows herself to get kidnapped. How hard could it possibly be defending yourself from a turtle? This is why I'd pick Zelda over Peach any day.

The turtle has spikes.

 

[Darkboo007]

This is why Zelda is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Peach. Zelda actually kicks ass while Peach does nothing and allows herself to get kidnapped. How hard could it possibly be defending yourself from a turtle? This is why I'd pick Zelda over Peach any day.

How much I like Peach, this is true'er than ever. It seems like Peach just falls into a abyss and gets trapped while Zelda actually tries to fight back. Peach is trouble-proned; Zelda same but Zelda does help out instead of whining Link's name like Peach does to Mario

 

[mostachedpolar]

My opinion on Peach has changed, I like playing as her in Super Smash Bros so she started to grow on me. But, I occasionally play as her in Mario Party and Kart or I play as her if someone has taken Daisy. Though, she is still a massive bitch when she is a computer.

 

[deadlyximpulse]

I use to mess with peach back in the N64 era but now she is way too girly for me

 

[NintendoPhratBoy227]

Peach is one HOT CHICK! But she still sucks cuz the pint sized mustached Plumber always rescues her |V, but at least she's hot anyway.

 

[Toadette]

Princess Toad > Princess Peach

I never really liked Peach, or the other Princesses for that matter. The thing I like about Toadette so much is that she isn't a Princess. She's a commoner, an average working class Toad in the Toad society. You could almost relate to her if she weren't a giant talking fungus.

 

[charles109]

I used to like Peach back in Mario Parties 1-3 but now I do not like using her as a playable character.

 

[Toblet]

-Bowser Kidnaps Peach probably because he thinks she's prettier than Daisy. I agree. (If he was interested in Daisy, he would have at least attempted to kidnap her more times than he has).
-The only time I've seen Bowser attempt to kidnap Daisy was with her old look in MP3.
-Peach doesn't even try to escape because she knows Mario will come and rescue her. She's smarter than you think.

I hate how some people view her as this 'defenseless cowardly princess'. Luigi is more cowardly and defenceless than Peach, yet nobody hates him.

 

[cookieboy17]

Apparently being a slut and sleeping with Bowser on the side counts as smart. In that case she's Snookie smart.

 

[Darkboo007]

Apparently being a s*** and sleeping with Bowser on the side counts as smart. In that case she's Snookie smart.

Aaayyyyyeeeeee Snooki

She always kidnapped
She has a damn army and still get kidnapped like DAMN
Can she do something herself at least
She needs that Daisy gene

 

[Toblet]

Apparently being a s*** and sleeping with Bowser on the side counts as smart. In that case she's Snookie smart.

Apparently your theory for her sleeping with Bowser that may or may not be true (most likely not true) makes her suck. It's absolutely fine you dislike Peach, but most of your reasons for disliking her come from fan-made videos and hypotheses that have been made up.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure if there was a female Bowser, she actually WOULD force someone cowardly like Luigi to sleep with her.

 

[SpiderStaryu]

Peach is more used in Mario adventure games because she was cemented as the damsel in distress of the series. She's obviously going to be kidnapped because that's her role, and Nintendo doesn't mind using the same thing over and over because that's sort of what people are used to. It's also kind of what the Mario series is about: Mario rescuing his girlfriend, so idk what people expect from Peach. She's the damsel in distress of the series, so she's obviously going to be kidnapped in the games. I guarantee you if Tatanga would be brought back, Daisy wouldn't do so well.

I personally love Peach, been my favorite since I was a kid, so I admit I have some bias in her favor. I find the reasons for hate kind of stupid.  I mean if you have to make up your own fanfiction reasons like "peach sleeps with bowser" for your reasons for hate, you really have little to no case, and best be ignored.