The Genie Game

[Ecks Dee]

Granted. Just granted. Really... actually, you get sent to hell to burn for eternity.

I wish that Bloc Party actually makes a great fourth album.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but the 3 first albums became horrible

i wish i had this haircut > O0

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted. You become a laughing stock.

I wish for another dimension to exist.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but it was a dimension of hate and slavery.

i wish green was yellow

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted. Everything doesn't make sense anymore.

I wish I had a legal copy of Cages by Dave McKean.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but the movie can only be seen once, the explodes.

i wish i could summon popcorn to eat whenever i wanted

 

[Ecks Dee]

(That's a comic.)

Granted, but because you thought Cages by Dave McKean was a movie but not a comic, the popcorn is lethal.

I wish I didn't have to worry about my incision.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but u must now worry about the past.

i wish i could use magic.

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself when performing a magic trick.

I wish for a novelty toy that malfuctioned.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but it works and wants to kill u.

i wish i had mario party 1 for the N64, and that it was flawless and perfect working.

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but you are hit by a train before even getting the game.

I wish I had my own micro-country.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but they hate u.

i wish i were an admin

 

[Charizard632]

Wish granted, but the latest 2 members will be admins.

I wish I wasn't addicted to "Is it a good idea to Microwave This".

 

[Guiyii]

graned, but u're now addicted to killing dogs

i wish for nothing

 

[Charizard632]

Wish granted, but then a bag of potato chips appeared in the kitchen.

I wish for $5.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but u must pay $10 back

iwish for everything

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted. Everything kills you.

I wish for less animal and domestic abuse.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but u're wanted

i wish for mind control

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but you become so overwhelmed with mind control that you kill everyone in the process, including yourself.

I wish I could transform into any animal.

 

[Charizard632]

Wish granted, but you are warped into the Teen Titans world.

I wish I had another cute little girl as a sister.