The Genie Game

[Charizard632]

Wi$h granted, but it doe$n't happen in real life.

I wi$h for $ome $uper $crumptious $teak!

($_$)

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but that "$uper $crumptious $teak" was laced with poison.

I wish for telepathy.

 

[Charizard632]

Wish granted, but you can only use telepathy to pokemon.

I wish I have $1,000,000,000,000! XD That's more money than Bill Gates has!

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but you feel more greed, buying more and more things until you're poor, isolating yourself on your own private island, where you hang yourself with a rope you bought at a hardware store.

I wish I posted this post.

 

[Charizard632]

Wish Granted, but I already reported it to the mods.

I wish I can be an admin!

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted. The site turns into Pokeheaven, in which all the original members leave and new members start ruining your forum with spam.

I wish I was transformed into an elephant.

 

[topper1]

Granted. I'm now a mouse...                    BOO!!!

(Elephants are scared of mice)

I wish the Gamecube was more popular than the PS2.

 

[Charizard632]

Wish Granded, but all the other video game systems won't exist.

I wish that all the people look like anime characters.

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted. We all look like freaks.

I wish I wrote an epic.

 

[Charizard632]

Wish granted, but you actually wrote an epic story.

I wish I was the last poster in all the forum games in this forum.

 

[topper1]

Granted, but I arrived a few seconds later. You have to start all over again!

I wish there were more theme parks.

 

[Ecks Dee]

Wish granted, but you actually wrote an epic story.

(That's what I meant and wanted.)

Granted. There's so much theme parks that houses are demolished, cities are leveled, and people are living in theme parks.

I wish I read Watchmen.

 

[mari0vsluigi]

Granted, but you have to do a 500 page book report after you were showered with amnesia dust.

I wish I had Mario Party 3.

 

[Charizard632]

Wish Granted, but the game is broken and your Nintendo 64 Vanished.

I wish the World Trade Center came back.

 

[topper1]

Granted, but then everyone would be amazed by the reappearance.

I wish I didn't have to find a job.

 

[Guiyii]

wish granted, but u just doubled ur rents

i wish i could buy anthing without aking, and that it was ok for the shop owner and i didn't become a criminal that way.

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but then overnight, the objects get stolen, and you're to blame.

I wish I had four arms.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but you now have no feet

i wish i could live forever, without any kinds of pain, hunger or thirst

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but then you become emotionally detached which leads to exile, and later, leading your own circus around worlds that imply visual games. Later, Satan takes away your immortality and then you die instantly, getting sent to hell as a result.

I wish I didn't have OCD.

 

[Guiyii]

granted, but now u have AIDS

i wish i were dead