School/College

cookieboy17 said:
My school starts at 8:30 (i get up around 7:30, school is like 10 minutes away buts theres traffic on the parkway everyday) and I get out at 2:40.

F*** you.

I have to get up at 5:30 and my school ends at 2:26. -_-
 
Man I hate whenever I get morning wood in the middle of class, and then the teacher asks me to get up and come to the board. One time I was sitting down, minding my own business, trying to minimize my extremely random bonner that came out of nowhere. Then the mothersmurfing teacher asks me to get up and write something on the board for a grade, I told her no I'd rather take an F, but she started yelling so I had to wrap my penis in a circle between my pants and my boxers which was extremely painful, and I brought a big book for protection, nobody noticed anything, but my penis hurt for the next to hours and I got a yeast infection when I got home ಠ_ಠ
 
Snowy The Czar said:
Tovarisch said:
Snowy The Czar said:
You know that you only get morning wood when you wake up, right?
Nope, I get it until about noon

Snowy The Czar said:
Haha, I can't get a yeast infection, cause' I'm cut.
Hey! Shut up!
Wow, you really are the dumbest person I know.

u jely?
Dude I', not dumb, yeast infections really do suck
 
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