Grant a Wish and then Corrupt it!

[topper1]

Granted, but it was abandoned the next day!

I wsih I cluod slepl

 

[chaosshadow123]

Granted you can now cluod slepl, but you cluod slepl too hard and get hurt.

I wish I knew what to buy for free

 

[topper1]

Granted, you can buy poo for free

I wish I didnt grant the last wish!

 

[Microphone_Kirby]

Granted.  However, you don't remember me granting this wish and you ended up granting "the last wish" regardless.

I wish for intelligence.

 

[topper1]

Granted. Now tell me how to divide by zero!

I wish for pie!

 

[Microphone_Kirby]

It's a Cow Pie.

I wish for world domination!!  ;D

 

[Waluiging]

Granted. Here's your new paper 3DS.

I want all the wishes I wish after this will not be twisted like when you wish to jump higher and you get turned into a frog or you wish to control water and get turned into a Mudkipz

 

[topper1]

The first word of the wish is granted, the rest I just forgot about so it is likely not granted.
Hey... can't please everyone ;D

I wish my car stopped going to the garage every week!

 

[Luigi Party!]

Granted, but now it goes to the Car Fixing Center now!
I hope I could beat Roxanne!

 

[Waluiging]

You get her badge, but you're stuck on Norman!

I want pie!

 

[topper1]

IN YO FACE!!!

I wish for flying trains!

 

[Luigi Party!]

Granted, but you fly off the cliff!
I wish I can beat Norman!

 

[Ether]

Granted, but then Norman wins. Again. Woo.

I wish I had a soul.

 

[topper1]

Granted, its the soul of EVIL!!!

I wish for sausages!

 

[Microphone_Kirby]

Here you go; they're stuffed with pieces of Naga Viper Peppers! 

I wish for a spine.

 

[topper1]

Granted, but its made of string, so isn't much use to you!

I wish my dog stopped dancing!

 

[Waluiging]

You get a broken spine.

I want to be a Mudkipz!

 

[Microphone_Kirby]

I wish my dog stopped dancing!

OK.  Now you got a dancing - and singing - frog annoying you!

I want to be a Mudkipz!

OK, but a Victreebel wraps its vine around you and uses Absorb on you... forever.  Not easy being Mudkipz, huh?


I wish for Imagination.

 

[topper1]

It did not come true, but you can imagine your wish coming true!

I wish the exams were sooner rather than later so that I can get them over and done with!

 

[ChickenLegs]

Granted, but they are a surprise test and you fail it.

I wish for all my fears to go away.