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[topper1]

Advertise something completely random. Say what it is, what it does and a price if necessary!

 

[87 on the dice block]

get the actual 87 on the dice block! the block costs 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 coins

 

[Charizard632]

This is a Public Service Announcement. Do not use drugs! I'm not joking!

 

[waluigi48]

Are you tired of boredom! Shoot yourself with the brand new Headshot! A quality gun that doesn't just kill you, but the bullet locates your problems and kills them. You'll be so happy, you won't even realize that you are on fire! Just $60.00! You can even shoot yourself for the price your paying!!! Just call the number on your screen. No number? Then use the Headshot!

 

[Charizard632]

Wish you can fast foreward, rewind, slow down, and stop time? Introducing the only 1 time controller! It can fast foreward, rewind, slow down, and stop time! It looks like a VCR remote! You can have the only one in existance for a whopping $1,000,000! (Only lasts for 20 years).

 

[yoshi_7]

Kids! Kids! KIDS! What's fun, destructive, and colorful at the same time?! What will make your parents lose the remaining bits of faith in you?! What will make FBI hunt you down and put you in juvy?! THE NAPALM IN A CAN!!! That's right; destroy your neighbor's garage, ruin your older sister's boyfriend's car, set your homework on fire, watch robbers run away from your house screaming while enjoying your bottle of mountain dew! MOUNTAIN DEW!!! Napalm in a can is a perfect way to assure your parents that you will never get into college! I mean, who wants to get into some boring college, amirite?
Napalm in a can is now available at a price of $29.99, not including shipping and handling. We are not liable for any damages or injuries that will inevitably occur. Side effects are, but not limited to:
Heavy lawsuits issued by pissed off neighbors
Older sister putting itching powder in your socks
Flunking school
Pissed off robbers
Mountain flu
Missile toes
CALL NOW!