Blue Toad's and Jinx's Top 24 Mario Kart Wii Playable Characters

Who will come in at #1?

  • Toad

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Toadette

    Votes: 8 88.9%
  • Wario

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    9
  • Poll closed .
#7
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Next up we have the green plumber that has always been overshadowed by Mario, Luigi. Due to always being pushed aside in games in favor of Mario, I tend to lean closer to Luigi for whoever I play as. Luigi has always had some entertaining moments in his clumsy, sensitive, cowardly personality. His stats are also great, boosting speed and weight, making him a force in middlewight rooms shoving others off the course. Besides, I like green better than red.
30 years after he debuted in Nintendo video games, it's the guy in green. That's right, Luigi! Luigi seems to be much better than his brother, Mario due to his higher jumps in platformer games. Previously this year, he was exploring more haunted mansions in Dark Moon, and now having his own dream clones in Dream Team to help out in today's RPG adventure. His stats shows as the greatest middleweight character in Mario Kart Wii in terms of boosting. Yes, we're now getting Luigi fans in Mario Party Legacy!
 
Luigifan3DSGCN said:
Luigi's only #7? Guess I saw that one coming. Eyes watering, shame accumulating, disbelief spiking, heart broken. *Sniff* I'm gonna try my best not to cry. After all, he's the best Middleweight, received an outright positive opinion. and I get to see that face, even if it is too early *sob*.
But Luigi made it into the Top 10, it's not an upset when he didn't make it to #1 when he reached that position in the first place. A good result though.
 
I understand both of you to fullest,*sniff* but still, I can't help being upset, no, woe-ridden as an individual, even with potential Lucky 7 Fortunes and all. However, seeing his name gone only worsens the pain. P.S. Blue Toad's post came seconds before I started crying and I didn't even read it; tears are streaming from my eyes as I'm writing.
 
You know that feeling you get when something you dread is going to happen, yet you know it's inevitable: That sense of impending doom. You try to prepare yourself for it and swear to yourself that you won't be upset, yet when said event actually happens, it still gets you each and every time.

That's what happened to me. I knew Luigi was going to lose and I braced for it, promising myself I wouldn't be this upset over it ever since Mario himself placed Tenth, yet experiencing Lou's loss and having to accept it in reality ultimately proved to be too much.
 
#6
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Funky has always been a case of like-hate. I don't really have any strong opinion about Funky, but that's just me. The main reason why everyone seems to hate him is how he's one of the most used characters in MKW. This is due to his stat bonus in speed, being the fastest of all the heavyweights. Considering how popular Funkyflame is, it's no wonder that there's been tons of hate upon the noncompetitive players. Unlike Scizor, Funky doesn't have anything that makes me have strong opinions about him. While he can be annoying with his popularity, he still is one laid-back character that stands out above some others in the series.
Funky Kong is one of the most hilarious characters in Mario Kart Wii as I have a good option on selecting him in some matches. He was the only character to give me a 2-star ranking in the Mirror Special Cup 5 years ago, resulting me to become a 1-star player for this game. Because of his lucky charm to me, his speed shows as one of the fastest characters in Mario Kart Wii and the fastest heavyweight overall. I recommend players going online to select this character and the Standard Kart L for great results. He's not annoying when he's my rival, still like a clown; but it's a shame that he missed out on the Top 5... Sorry guys!
 
#5
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The first character in the Top 5, DK was always a fun character in the series. DK is a laid-back ape that always remains loyal to his friends and will do anything to save them. Also he is very strong, so don't anger him or you will regret it. DK is an all-around character in MKW, boosting weight, handling, acceleration, and miniturbo. DK is definitely one prime ape. No, not that Primeape!
How can this ape reach the Top 5, and why is he better than Funky Kong you ask? Donkey Kong has been through in his own adventures too, like Yoshi and Wario. Wished he returned to the Mario Party series as a playable character someday... His stats shows that he is an all-around character; unlike the other heavyweights, which they were mixed. A great basic character in the Mario series, but not #1 in Mario Kart Wii! Who's next?
 
#4
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Oh, heck yeah. Now we're really getting in the Top 5 here. Up next is the recurring villain in the Mario series, Bowser. Bowser is undeniably awesome. Just looking at him screams that he means business. His appearances in the Mario Kart series have always given me a sign that it will be a fun game. As for his stats, Bowser is the heaviest character in MKW, boosting weight, as well as speed and drift. Put him on the Piranha Prowler, and nothing can shove you off unless someone uses an item. To end this entry off, I'll share some more with you: You don't mess with Bowser!
Bowser is my most awesome character in Mario Kart Wii. I play as him 40% than the other characters as of 2012, the main villain in the Mario franchise. His voice just lets me know that he means business! His is the most heaviest character in the game according to his weight, and same as always from the previous games. If you add him and the heaviest vehicle (mostly the Piranha Prowler) for a match, it's almost impossible to push him off and he can push your competitors of easily. Bowser is JUST SHORT of the characters appearing in ALL Mario Kart games. I can tell you a hint, it's the next one.
 
#3
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To start off the Top 3, we have the ultimate guard of the Mushroom Kingdom and my original favorite Mario character before another took his spot, Toad. Toad still remains awesome even if that character dethroned him from his top position. Toad is one amusing character that is very compassionate from the heart. Not only that, but he has beastly stats, boosting acceleration and drift. In fact, he has the highest acceleration and drift out of all the characters in MKW. And I just love his voice. With all of these great traits of Toad, who can be better than him?
Toad appears to be the best Mario Kart character of all time in EVERY game. He is a very cheerful character that always joins Mario and Company to have a good time in the spinoff series. His stats in Mario Kart Wii are "out of control" because of his high acceleration as a lightweight character. His voice is so cute to the Toad fans out there and nothing can beat him, 'except one character (who is #1)'. I mean, who are the next two characters that are the toughest of all time in Mario Kart Wii? We'll find out shortly...
 
#2
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This character. This freaking character is the undefeated king of the tricksters. At #2, we have the character that puts all other Mario antiheroes into the ground. At long last, we have Wario. Wario is the premiere antihero of the series with a rivalry to Mario and some hilarious moments. He's obese, greedy, and hot-tempered. Also, his voice is just downright hilarious. Not to mention great strength as well. His stats are rather good, boosting weight, offroad, and miniturbo. Overall, Wario is a pimp, and my favorite MKW heavyweight. With that being said, here is the ultimate question: What is our favorite MKW ever? If it's not Wario, then what in the world could it be?
Now at #2 is the franchise's most notable anithero, Wario. Always a greedy one in his adventures when on a treasure hunt. You don't mess with Wario if you're planning to take away his treasures, because he has such strong powers due to his muscles! And due to his corpulent weight, he is a heavyweight character. However his stats are average, but not pathetic in all. Wario was my favorite character at the end of 2008, and remained like this until mid-2010 when Bowser took his record. And I can give you a hint on who's #1 going to be; a character returning to Mario Kart 8 after 5 years of absence...
 
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