A Story of Random! (Send Requests)

Part 7: 5 Stars? (Thanks 8socc3r)

(Paul is watching T.V)

Paul: /sigh Nothing is on T.V.

(He switches channels and stops to eat his lunch when a commercial pops out)

Rich Guy: Hey are you so bored? Do you want to go somewhere? Go to this Resort! Has waterslides, Arcade, and a 5 Star Hotel! Call in the next 5 minutes and it'll be free! Call 1-800-567-224.

Paul: Should I go there?....Of Course!

(On Phone)

Paul: Yeah I want to go....Thanks!

(Downstairs)

Paul: Guess what?!

John: Your Hotdog started talking to you?!

Paul: ...No...I'm going to a Resort!

Matt: Nice! When?

Paul: I guess now.

Matt: You have fun. I got to take John to Therapy.

Paul: Okay Bye!

(Paul gets on a boat and heads to the Resort)

Paul: Ill what's that smell?

Guard: This is the Resort!

Paul: What a dump! This isn't it. I hate Bait and Switches! I'm leaving.

(Boat is gone)

Guard: Hey we're getting paid.

Paul: Whoa the Bathrooms stink!

Dirty Person: I took your supposed to be Toilet Paper. Also don't go in there!

Paul: Ill! I'm finding the Hotel.

(At the Suppose Hotel)

Paul: It's just a cabin! Ouch who hit me with that ball!

Mean Dude: Get out of the way! You made us lose!

(He hits Paul again with it)

Paul: That's it. I'm leaving!

(He runs to the Dock and gets on a small boat)

Paul: Hey they never told me of Sharks!

(Flashback when he was watching commercial: Call now! Oh yeah, we have Sharks!)

Paul: I hate short term Memory Loss.

(10 minutes of Driving he gets back to his home)

Paul: Whoa that was close.

Matt: How was it? That was fast.

Paul: Too hard to explain.

John: What?

Paul: How was therapy?

Matt: Nothing really. We're going to vacation.

Paul: Where?

Matt: The 5 Star Resort on the Commercial we just saw.

John: I like Sharks.


The End
 
Guess what's back! :p

Part 8: The Avenger Strikes Back!


Matt: Paul! I just forgot that we both have a Denist Appointment in a hour!

Paul: What! Quick let's get there now!

Matt: John. Stay and protect the house. Don't touch a thing.

John: Ok.

John is floating.

Paul: Except the Floor and the Walls...and the Carpet, along with the door.

John: Oh.

Matt: All right bye.

They both leave.

John: ...Pancakes...

The doorbell rings.

John: Coming! Wait a minute. They told me to touch the door. But not the Door Knob.

John just watches the doorbell keep ringing. Eventully, a guy breaks through the door.

??: Guess who's back!

John: Ben!

Ben: Yep that's right. Now I'm going to take you to Court right now. If I do, I get 10000 dollars!

John: You can't!

Ben: And why not.

John: Matt and Paul didn't tell me to touch you.

Ben: ...I don't want to know. Come here.

John: You can't get me!

Ben chases John around the house.

Ben: Why can't I get you?

John: They didn't tell me you can.

Ben: ...

John: Take this!

John pulls the Floorboards and throws it all at Ben.

Ben: Ouch. You broke my bone for my Shoulder. I need a rest. But I will be back!

Ben leaves. Just as he did, John falls asleep.

A hour later Matt and Paul come.

Matt: I know brown is your favorite color. That doesn't mean-WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLOOR!

Paul: John!

John: You told me to touch the floor. So I grabbed it.


Hehe happy it's back?
 
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