YOUR LEFT ELBOW JUST TURNED INTO A SHOTGUN

[Espeonvision]

i blew my tongue off while trying to lick it

Usually, bullets/BBs go straight and don't curve.

This is Salamence we are talking about, inanimate objects often malfunction whilst Salamence is anywhere near them.

Are you telling me that a light will make things dark around him?!

Highly likely.

Well, we need to kill him so he doesn't get close to Microsoft and make them good.

B-b-but I wouldn't mind Microsoft being good, having an xbox and all *Imagines playing Crash 2 on xbox*

 

[Snowy620]

i blew my tongue off while trying to lick it

Usually, bullets/BBs go straight and don't curve.

This is Salamence we are talking about, inanimate objects often malfunction whilst Salamence is anywhere near them.

Are you telling me that a light will make things dark around him?!

Highly likely.

Well, we need to kill him so he doesn't get close to Microsoft and make them good.

B-b-but I wouldn't mind Microsoft being good, having an xbox and all *Imagines playing Crash 2 on xbox*

I think Sony owns Naughty Dog.

 

[MLYW]

Blowing off your tongue from your elbow with a bullet is just stupid. I do miss smelling though.

 

[Salamence1011]

hahahaha time to go to microsoft

 

[Espeonvision]

i blew my tongue off while trying to lick it

Usually, bullets/BBs go straight and don't curve.

This is Salamence we are talking about, inanimate objects often malfunction whilst Salamence is anywhere near them.

Are you telling me that a light will make things dark around him?!

Highly likely.

Well, we need to kill him so he doesn't get close to Microsoft and make them good.

B-b-but I wouldn't mind Microsoft being good, having an xbox and all *Imagines playing Crash 2 on xbox*

I think Sony owns Naughty Dog.

Malfunction = Not working correctly (or words along that line)

During a Salamence malfunction, even ownership rights and copyrights can implode, meaning much crap is possible.

 

[Snowy620]

Implying they'd even let you get close to them.

 

[cookieboy17]

Blowing off your tongue from your elbow with a bullet is just stupid. I do miss smelling though.

Maybe you should've used your right elbow.

 

[Espeonvision]

Blowing off your tongue from your elbow with a bullet is just stupid. I do miss smelling though.

Meh, I just dropped my remote into the hole in my bed.

 

[Troll]

My laptop is going to die

 

[cookieboy17]

Same stupid gatorade bottle, whenever I look over my elbow is pointing at it.

 

[HuntMac]

Just blew up some furniture to pieces like no big deal. A rocking chair, and an end table that's in-between the rocking chair and big 'ol chair .

 

[Ether]

I just shot the floor.

 

[yoshi_7]

I use it for self defense against my enemies in Middle School

And also, how much bullets do I have? Or does it shoot my blood?

 

[H-J Kaabii]

My pancreas and possibly a bit of my stomach. Add to that multiple ribs fractures.

 

[Chubbo1793]

I just shot the arm on my rocking chair. How will I relax now.

 

[Captain Hobo]

I just blew a hole threw the wall

 

[AegisReflector]

I tried to keep the safety on during sex, and...well....

Things got messy.

 

[8socc3r]

Mind: You just destroyed a $10000 painting. Way to go, genius.

 

[Snowy620]

I use it for self defense against my enemies in Middle School

And also, how much bullets do I have? Or does it shoot my blood?

Jesus Tova, it just shot off.

Right when you read this.

WHAT COLLATERAL DAMAGE DID YOU CAUSE

 

[Troll]

Tova happens to look at topic when elbow is pointed at his crotch region.

Massive lulz ensue.