Yo Momma Jokes

[Ether]

I'm trying to post some good jokes!

Yo momma's so gay, she fell in love with another betch! and had sex!

Holy crap, Nermal... you're trying to seduce me.  :-X

This topic is a pathetic failure.

This, and this seems to be more of a forum game than a discussion... It's the the same beginning statement with various jokes. You're not really putting much discussion in this topic.

You don't even know what "Yo Momma" is, so idk why you're saying anything. XD Me and Ether are just having a little fun, anyway can join in, it just SEEMS stupid since Nermal is posting lame jokes.

The only reason why I'm doing this is to either be creative or make dark, deadpan humor... and fail at it.

 

[SpiderStaryu]

Yo Momma stupid, that she doesn't even remember she had you!

EDIT: Ugh, that was awful. Someone do a better one. =P

 

[Ether]

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought BrokenCYDE was decent. :U

 

[Troll]

Your mother has such low intelligence, she has proven it by trying to escalate a glass wall, to see what happened to be on the other side of said object.

 

[cookieboy17]

Yo mamma's so dumb she thought the jokes in this topic were funny. >.<

 

[SpiderStaryu]

Yo Momma so dumb, she thought Cook was smart.

 

[Troll]

yo momma so fat she leik mcdonldas1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!##!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$%^&543q21

 

[Ether]

Yo momma's so fat, she's... uh, fat. :U

PWNAGE LOL

 

[SpiderStaryu]

Yo Momma so dumb, she captures mice and has sex with them. :V

/failjoke

 

[Ether]

Yo momma's so dumb, that calling her "dumb" is an insult to the word "dumb". :U

 

[AegisReflector]

This topic's so dumb...

No, really, it's dumb.

 

[waluigi48]

You're momma's so old that when she was six, rainbows were in black & white.

 

[AegisReflector]

You're momma's so old that when she was six, rainbows were in black & white.

How the f*** does this make any sense? Seriously?

 

[Ether]

Yo momma's so dumb, she was... DUMB. YEAH SON >:U

 

[D51g]

you're mommas so fat when you were born the doctor thought she was still pregnant

 

[cookieboy17]

You're momma's so old that when she was six, rainbows were in black & white.

How the f*** does this make any sense? Seriously?

it makes little sense if any, cause the joke is that tvs used to be black and white and stuff, its just the joke itself sucks ass.

 

[Ether]

Yo momma's so white, you'd have to be Vanilla Ice to be whiter than she is. :U

 

[N.P.C.C.]

Yo moma so dumb, she thinks condoleezza rice is a mexican resturant.

 

[Chubbo1793]

Yo momma's so stupid, she studied for a pregnancy test.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in both ears and said she was listening to 50 Cent.

 

[SpiderStaryu]

Yo momma so ugly, that calling her ugly is an insult to the word UGLY.