Worst thing to do?

[topper1]

Here, the poster before must give a scenario, and the next poster must post the 'worst' thing that they could say or do in that scenario.

EXAMPLE:
[quote author=member 1]...
You and your family are at the zoo and all the animals are sleeping![/quote]
[quote author=member 2]*I have a shouting contest with my brother*

Your house is on fire![/quote]
[quote author=member 3]"Marshmellows?"
...[/quote]

I'll start:

You're walking through a jungle with a bear on the loose. You don't want it to know you're there!

 

[Ether]

*get a drum set, a whistle, scream very loudly, and turn up the volume of your radio*

A drunk driver is swerving behind you as you make your way to your friend's house!

 

[waluigi48]

*offer beer blind*
You're playing Wii and haven't saved yet.

 

[Ether]

Turn off your Wii quickly.

You're about to jump off a bridge when you see everything you desire behind you.

 

[waluigi48]

Commit suicide.
Nintendo asks you to be in NSMBW.

 

[topper1]

"Yes!"

You're computer has a virus that could spread to other computers.

 

[waluigi48]

Tell the computer technician to never fix your computer again
You see Big Bird.

 

[Ether]

Tell him about how he got lost or some bull like that.

You're on a plane that is heading towards the ground. You're in the cockpit alone. What do you do?

 

[waluigi48]

Play DS.
You're in school.

 

[topper1]

*farts*... sorry!

You're watching a TV comedy show which you don't like.

 

[waluigi48]

Lose the TV remote

You have 24 hours to live.

 

[topper1]

Bed time!!!

You're on a rollercoaster that lasts 6 minutes. You suddenly find out, whilst on the ride, that the coaster will never end (!), what do you do?

 

[waluigi48]

Eat lots of chili dogs.

You look into a mirror and this is what you find.

 

[Chef Torte]

admire myself

You failed English class

 

[Ether]

Applaud wildly.

You are Israel, and you have a nuclear arsenal that's preventing you from being attacked by your surrouding countries, the enemies. Now Superman flies by and says he's going to take that arsenal away. What do you do?

 

[Real Hammer Bro]

Create a completely white sig(?)

 

[waluigi48]

-null-

The end is NIGH!

:luigi:

[glow=green,2,300] GO WEEGEE!!!

 

[topper1]

Ooh, spaghetti bolognese!!!  ;D

You're working on a 1000 peice jigsaw.

 

[waluigi48]

Add in all the other puzzle pieces from your other jigsaws.

:kbobomb:

He wants your money.

 

[Marioguy]

I give him 100000 bucks.


A meteor is Crashing towards Earth.