What if?

[waluigi48]

We'd all play basketball and Pee-wee football.

What if everyone sensed 1-on-1ing?

 

[Ecks Dee]

That'd be annoying.

What if 1-on-1ing wasn't blasted by you?

 

[waluigi48]

I'd be 2-on2ing then.

What if 2+2=7?

 

[Ecks Dee]

Then dividing by zero would equal two.

What if I was stuck on a forbidden planet?

 

[waluigi48]

It'd eat you.

What if I was God?

 

[Ecks Dee]

I'd become an hero.

What if this game is a what if?

 

[waluigi48]

Than there would be multiple answers.

What if I was created a popular fad involving Squidward?

 

[topper1]

I will never ask again!

What if Mario wore green and Luigi wore red?

 

[waluigi48]

Must be fighting together again (on the SMBSS).
What if Barack Obama banned YouTube?

 

[Ecks Dee]

We'd make a better version of YouTube where any video is allowed.

What if the English language was butchered by Americans in the form of text speech in the future? (Meaning the proper way of English is text speech.)

 

[topper1]

Id thnk tht wld b very kl! lol

What if green was the new blue?

 

[waluigi48]

Bottomer would be the new Topper.

What if I used a spring to bounce Topper in the air?

 

[Ecks Dee]

Then that'd be weirded out in means I can't explain.

What if 9/11 was actually proven to be an inside job?

 

[topper1]

I'd be outside!

What if this site didn't have a blue theme?

 

[waluigi48]

It'd have a blank theme.

What if I Rick Roll'd all?

 

[topper1]

You'd be a pest to all forums and videos!

What if 3D never existed?

 

[waluigi48]

Mr. Game & Watch would pwn Mario.

What if Mr. Game & Watch's Final Smash wasn't an octopus?

 

[Ecks Dee]

It'd be less annoying.

What if I started to dance?

 

[waluigi48]

:toadette vs.

I win!

wht f ths wsnt typd by a n00b

 

[topper1]

Who's the n00b?

What if my printer worked?