Tips on how to get girls.

Secret Squirrel said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
Prongs said:
Know their three sizes by heart. *advice from a pimp*
Bra, dress, underwear?
No the BWH fool.
Breast, weight, height?
Bust (breast), waist, hips. :p
Aren't waits and hip size the same? :p

I'd be scared if Tom Waits and hip size were the same.
I meant waist. :(
 
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
Prongs said:
Know their three sizes by heart. *advice from a pimp*
Bra, dress, underwear?
No the BWH fool.
Breast, weight, height?
Bust (breast), waist, hips. :p
Aren't waits and hip size the same? :p
I might be wrong but I think waist is like the middle of your stomach and hip is your thighs.
 
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
Prongs said:
Know their three sizes by heart. *advice from a pimp*
Bra, dress, underwear?
No the BWH fool.
Breast, weight, height?
Bust (breast), waist, hips. :p
Aren't waits and hip size the same? :p
I might be wrong but I think waist is like the middle of your stomach and hip is your thighs.
Why would you need hip size? :p
 
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
Prongs said:
Know their three sizes by heart. *advice from a pimp*
Bra, dress, underwear?
No the BWH fool.
Breast, weight, height?
Bust (breast), waist, hips. :p
Aren't waits and hip size the same? :p
I might be wrong but I think waist is like the middle of your stomach and hip is your thighs.
Why would you need hip size? :p
For pants? C
 
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
Prongs said:
Know their three sizes by heart. *advice from a pimp*
Bra, dress, underwear?
No the BWH fool.
Breast, weight, height?
Bust (breast), waist, hips. :p
Aren't waits and hip size the same? :p
I might be wrong but I think waist is like the middle of your stomach and hip is your thighs.
Why would you need hip size? :p
For pants? C
Don't you use waist size for that?
 
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
cookieboy17 said:
Chinese Meth Dragon said:
Prongs said:
Know their three sizes by heart. *advice from a pimp*
Bra, dress, underwear?
No the BWH fool.
Breast, weight, height?
Bust (breast), waist, hips. :p
Aren't waits and hip size the same? :p
I might be wrong but I think waist is like the middle of your stomach and hip is your thighs.
Why would you need hip size? :p
For pants? C
Don't you use waist size for that?
Waist is like stomach, like the middle of the stomach where the body is supposed to curve unless you're fat then where the most fat is in that middle part.
 
For real? Tips to get girls? This is sad actually :p

Though I haven't ever had a real girlfriend I at least know how to I just don't because I'm waiting for the girl of my dreams (she cannot date yet and right now our friendship is very very complicated :/). This topic is a waste lol :p

But seriously I know it's cliched but just be yourself! I dunno what else to say. Mostly because I have horrid conversational skills so I can't give tips there :p

EDIT: Okay so I just actually read the topic and wow dude you guys are so sexist and sex-addicted :p
 
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