The Spam Game

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Marioguy. It's pretty obvious.

Anyway...

Play:

The forumers are Marioguy, Sir Luigi, Yoshi_7, Vipsoccermaster, SuperZambezi, Blooperbud, Dark Hammer Bro and me.

The characters are:  :mario:  :luigi:  :yoshi:  :boo:  :koopakid:  :drybones:  :blooper:  :hammerbro:  :goomba:

Scene 1: The Meeting

Bowser: I'm tendering my resignation.

:koopakid: That's so sad. Who's going to replace you?

Bowser: Well, Bowser Jr's off kidnapping :peach: so you're in charge.

:koopakid: Yes!

Bowser: I'll leave you to it.

:koopakid: Let's try and kidnap :mario: and :luigi: !

:mbowser: Don't forget :daisy: !

:koopakid: Oh yeah.

:shyguy: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
 
Scene 2: The Kidnapping

:mario: Ah, what a relaxing day.

:luigi: Yeah! Especially with Daisy out of our minds!

*Phone rings*

*Mario picks it up* Hello?

:peach: Mario! Help!

:mario: What's going on?

:peach: Bowser Jr's invaded my castle! And I think he'll eventually-

*Phone goes dead*

:mario: Luigi, I think we've got a-

*Mario gets kidnapped by Koopa Kid*

:koopakid: We'll now have the Mushroom Kingdom to ourselves!

*Luigi gets kidnapped by Snifits*

:snifit: This is our lucky day!

:boo: You won't get away that easily!

*Enemies fly away in Koopa Clown Car*

:boo: Drat! It looks like it's another Yoshi game. *sighs*

:yoshi: Did someone say Yoshi?

:goomba: *Rolls eyes*

:blooper: What about Daisy?

:hammerbro: Erm...

*SZ sees Daisy taken away by Bowser*

:drybones: She's getting kidnapped herself.

:waluigi: Why'd they do that?

:toadette: Hmm...maybe they're having Bowser's minions do the hard work and he'll do the rest!

:toadsworth: No. Bowser's never kidnapped Daisy before, Koopa Kid's never kidnapped the Mario Bros. before yet Bowser Jr kidnapped Peach in Super Mario Sunshine.

:goomba: Whatever. Either way, we've got to get them back!

:hammerbro: Well, why didn't we think about that in the first place! Follow me and we'll get them back!
 
Scene 3: And we're off!

:goomba: Come on!

*Everyone follows then they see heaps of enemies drawn in Texta*

:blooper: What're those?

:hammerbro: They're just normal enemies drawn in Texta.

:drybones: *Realizes that everyone else is in Texta* I think we're in a game.

Everyone else: And what's that?

:drybones: Texta Mario.

:waluigi: Oh yeah!

:toadette: Well, let's go and get the other guys back!

*Everyone uses punches and stomps to defeat them, yet suddenly...*

Petey Piranha: Rarble!

*Lakitu pops out of nowhere*

Lakitu: Stop!

Petey: Glarr bafke tarr!

Lakitu: Fight us now!

Petey: Denr whre suajl lfegt yjou pdgeas!

Lakitu: Then we'll let you pass! But only if you can defeat us!

Fight: Petey and Lakitu vs. others
 
Scene 4: The Fight

Petey uses Thwomp for 10 HP on Boo!

Petey: 30
Lakitu: 30

Boo: 10
Others: 20

Lakitu uses Spiny Drop but misses!

Boo transforms into Spooky Speedster and hits both for 8 HP!

Petey: 22
Lakitu: 22

Boo: 10
Others: 20

Yoshi gets Super Mushroom. His attacks double in power!

Yoshi uses Yoshi Bomb on Petey for 12 HP!

Petey: 10
Lakitu: 22

Boo: 10
Yoshi: 20 *ATK x2*
Others: 20

Hammer Bro smashes Petey with Hard Hammer Throw for 9 HP!

Petey: 1!
Lakitu: 22

Boo: 10
Yoshi: 20 *ATK x2*
Others: 20

Goomba uses GoomGod on Lakitu for an amazing 15 HP!

Petey: 1
Lakitu: 7

Boo: 10
Yoshi: 20 *ATK x2*
Others: 20
Blooper uses Ink Attack on the 2 of them for 3 HP on each, also making them unable to use attacks!

Petey: Killed
Lakitu: 4 *PAR*

Waluigi finishes off Lakitu with Liar Ball!

Go team!

 
Scene 5: Meeting DK

:goomba: Gosh, that GoomGod really worked well.

:drybones: Agreed. I didn't get a shot, sadly.  :-[

:hammerbro: Well, still...

*A barrel smashes in front of them*

  :yoshi: :waluigi: :toad: :boo: :toadette :drybones: :blooper: :hammerbro: :goomba: :toadsworth: Ahh!

DK: What?

:hammerbro: Why'd you just do that?

DK: I thought an enemy was in there, but I guess not.

:yoshi: I wonder...

*Bowser Jr pops out*

Bowser Jr: You just fell right into my trap!

:waluigi: I thought this'd happen...

DK: Well, his minions stole Funky, so I'll guess I'll join your team.

Fight: Bowser Jr. vs. Yoshi, Waluigi, Toad, Boo, Toadette, Dry Bones, Blooper, Hammer Bro, Goomba, Toadsworth and DK.
 
Scene 6: Bowser Jr. vs. others

Bowser Jr. used Magic Paintbrush on Waluigi for 3 damage and paralyzing him!

Bowser Jr: 50!

Waluigi: 17
Others: 20

Yoshi uses Super Dragon for 15 damage! (That's his final smash.)

Bowser Jr: 35

Waluigi: 17
Yoshi: 20 *SD 3 turns*
Others: 20

Toad uses Vacuum Mushroom on himself and spitting him out for 15 damage(FS.)

Bowser Jr: 20

Waluigi: 17
Yoshi: 20 *SD 3 turns*
Others: 20

Boo uses Spooky Dooky for 6 damage!

Bowser Jr: 14

Waluigi: 17
Yoshi: 20 *SD 3 turns*
Others: 20

Toadette uses Pigtail Spin for 9 damage!

Bowser Jr: 5

Waluigi: 17
Yoshi: 20 *SD 3 turns*
Others: 20

Dry Bones uses Skeletal Open for 3 damage!

Bowser Jr: 2!

Waluigi: 17
Yoshi: 20 *SD 3 turns*
Others: 20

Blooper uses Spinning Squirt, "killing" Bowser's son!

NB: This will also decrease the next opponent's HP by 4, since it does 6 damage.
 
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Scene 7: Scouting

:goomba: Yay! World 2 complete!

*Suddenly a hat appears in front of them*

:drybones: What's that?

:goomba: I'm not sure...*Takes hat*

*Wario appears*

:wario: Hey, that's my hat!

:goomba: Well, I found it and I have a team, so I suggest letting me keep it.

:wario: Give me the hat and I'll let you pass World 3!

:goomba: Ok, then. But you'll have to join our team.

:wario: I'll show you who's boss, or I'll join you!

Mission: KO Wario with 12 HP to 50!
 
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