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Kingboo: C'mon boos we must overthrow the governing offices!! General, we must find our direct target H-J Kaabii! If we can'te reach him we'll go after vipsoccermaster, even though he's a fellow boo.

I entered a large room with a large boo unit.

I was located in the calendar area.
That's it general, we'll go to the search area to find H-J!
 
*finds H-J*

Kingboo: Heh heh heh

I know your thoughts, you want to do that, do it.
I'll still win. *Boo comes to kingboo with a letter*

Letter: We've taken out the mods, and the other active members still searching for ether.


Kingboo: Heh. *put letter away*

So H-J, looks like there is no hope.... your life will be ended here! *Thousands of boos come in* Every weapon pointing to H-J.

Kingboo: There is no escaping now. We have secured every board and site page! Meet the new world!

Now....

To end this.... You'll go down...with no... dignity... We'll take ether soon.

Any closing statements? I'm well indeed interested.

*takes wind waker out*
 
H-J:

For me, this did not mean the end. Still with that resolute voice of mine, I announced:

"Last words?! Sure, I'll give you my last words.

'So, as I sit for UNLIMITED EXAM WORKS.'"

A bright light emenated from my location, disorienting the Boos. In this time, I finished the summoning ritual; the skeleton of SuperZambezi materialized itself and began to float around me. Meanwhile, I imaged a Rainbow Star, the Ban Hammer and the Hand of Time, the last of which had the power to alter timeflow. Taking them all in, and then allowing my body to be absorbed by SZ's frame, I transformed.

A warm aura surrounded me. I sighted the Boos, still stunned. Lowering my head, I clicked my fingers, and Boo-Aways began to rain down. I could not let myself die. Just yet.

Kingboo issued the order: "FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I felt the short gusts of rifle shots, sword slashes and everything else completely pass through me. It was hopeless for them, the Boos. Again, I clicked my fingers. vipsoccermaster emerged, and transformed the domed hat on his head into a lethal Flaming Soccerball, which he proceeded to boot into wave after wave of Boos.

Ether walked into this madness, and was astounded.

I merely issued an order for: "Unlimited 236236Cs".
 
Meanwhile my army was in a crossfire. Shooting at
H-J was pointless, I instructed now to aim at the other members.

Bomb were flying everywhere.
This was hopoeless for my army half of my hessians fell.

I thought to myself "I can't lose in this manner."

Then as if my army were to loose tragicly....

I emerge out of the crowd of the boos.

I yelled and pointed my baton at H-J.

"You started it, and I'll finish it!"
"You shall meet my true self!!!"

I revealed myself.

"Heh, meet The Hero of Winds!!!!!"

Then I conducted songs with my baton.

I performed Ballad of Gales making a cyclone fall to
H-J. I then charged with my sword directly to H-J.
"The sword that repeals evil, which now I find you evil"

I took out my light arrow and shot H-J several times.
I then took out the triforce
I used it as my power
I came to H-J and pierced him with the wisdom, power, and courage of the triforce H-J fell to the ground wounded.

"Hmph" *I threw him around* "You actually think I wouldn't use the triforce?" Threw him and pounded my leg against him

You will suffer.

I enclosed him within a symbolc triforce.

I then began to pierce him with my sword.

"This forum will be mine...."
 
H-J:

I found myself in a world of black. Black, except for one thing: a floating, rainbow-aura ball with that ever familiar cross.

The Smash Ball.

I found myself instinctively drawn to it. Closer, and closer.

A slash was enough to make it mine.

Then, I began to think hard.

The ability to copy any power of the opponents.

The power of fakers... no, that was not right. One of academia does not forge.

Whatever it was, it would be enough.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" I broke free from the Triforce, Master Sword copy in hand. I began to image millions of Wind Wakers: despite being fake, they were still functional, and thus, I commanded the tragic theme of The Moon.

The Moon began to descend on those below: Boos, forum members, myself. But there was nothing to it. It would end here and now. I thrust the Master Sword (copy) into my foe, and paused.

"What is it that you want, anyway? Hero of Winds, or should I say,








...bowsirbleck?"
 
Hero of Winds: Heh heh heh, kill us all, then?......

.....You though somewhat wrong, I still have the triforce, doing what I desire!!

I can destroy that moon within a second, and put it to extinction!

Very well, then

*takes two master swords out*

You want me to stop, eh?

That sword of yours it a pathetic horrible copy.

*looks at my army*

*Walks back from H-J*

I know I have a lot of life ahead of me.

*encloses H-J once more*

*Everything turns white except H-J*

*Everything turns back to normal color*

the boos left....

I came from the background at then pierce H-J from the behind

I took the sword out of H-J....

Hero of Winds: Foolish ragamuffin.

I walked  away.

"Pride goes before defeat...."






 
H-J:

"It's not over yet."

Another moon appeared. And another. All travelling at speeds unknown to the world. The Master Sword that remained in my body had rejuvenated me. I felt the hopes of everyone within me.

"But, how could it be...?"

Kingboo's voice. The Triforce was being overused at this point, but still it held on.

"Ha. The Triforce may work in a realm where Hyrule's influence remains, but whatever. The more you believe you have defeated me, the more I will return. For the proof is incomplete.

I beseech you, before you make me any more uncontrollable: what are your motives?"
I summoned more blades to impale me. I felt no pain. Indeed, I felt stronger with each strike.
 
Kingboo:

Hmph...you little scamper..
My motives?!

My.....motives?!

I'll tell you my motives.....


....I've always wanted....something.

So destroy me right now if you wish.

I don't fear you. I'm the king of boos, The Hero of Winds!
I conducted a certain song with my baton.

Din came to my aid.

"I'll leave if you wish, but I'll still bring terror to the forum."

"But I won't leave without a fight!"
The triforce made me insurmountable.

"H-J! Hear my words astutely!"
"I'm merely a itinerant on this forum, but that doesn't make me diminish!"
 
H-J:

"I heard nothing. Repeat yourself."

Something was not right inside me. But what could it be...

"Gwaaaa....!!!"

I collapsed. Not from kingboo or anything, but from myself. Before I passed out, I saw that skeletal shell of SZ that was within me all that time...

///////////////

"So, we're having a new forum program on, and Kingboo, you'll play a major part in it."

Some weeks later. The forum was renewed, and all lost forum members were reinstated. SZ had managed to resolve a truce between me and kingboo; the incident was dismissed as a mass hacking, so that the world outside would never know what had happened.

Kingboo turned to me, obviously wanting answers. "H-J, you still didn't answer me; why did you kill me originally?"

I paused, deep in recollection. "I was enraged. Enraged at finding myself so powerless against those that I am supposed to manage. Not so much yourself, but you were the only one I saw when I activated UEW. I'm sorry I put everyone through this horrible ordeal. Especially you, Kingboo."

The King of Boos nodded silently, and returned to SZ.


~END... well, almost :p I need Kingboo's last comments here :p~
 
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Lol. Mood swings.
 
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