The Spam Game

[8socc3r]

Falco: Got it.

*Just before the Landmaster leaves, Falco uses Fire Bird and just after, puts the fuel in the Landmaster*

Falco: And now to take out Printerman once and for all! (He has 1 life left!)

*The Landmaster shoots 6 cannon shots, KOing Printerman and also one hit Madstarr.

madstarr: 9 lives with 5/6 of health
Chef Torte: 7 lives

Archer: 12 lives w/ full health
Falco: 12 lives w/ full health
Landmaster: Fueled up
Great Fox: Fully operational

Lancer: Full health

 

[D51g]

umm...That was DD2 so...

D51g:full Health
madstarr: 9 lives with 5/6 of health
Chef Torte: 7 lives

Archer: 12 lives w/ full health
Falco: 12 lives w/ full health
Landmaster: Fueled up
Great Fox: Fully operational

Lancer: Full health

 

[D51g]

      o    0
    -l-  +
    ^    ^

 

[H-J Kaabii]

Archer: Hmph. Face the finality of BAN HAMMER!!!


D51g is KO'd and banned from re-entering.

 

[Chef Torte]

Yay Ban Hammer

 

[8socc3r]

Falco: *pulls out Blaster* Now you die.

*PSHEOOOOW*

Text: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
                        ^Spam...

Falco: I think we need backup, Archer. We need to take out Chef and Madstarr immediately. We need to get someone to help us out befo-

*Star Wolf theme from 64 plays*

Falco: Wolf?

Wolf: Yes. I will help them and destroy you.

Falco: I wouldn't be so sure on that.

*A helicopter is heard*

*The "helicopter" kills Wolf*

*The helicopter stops*

"Sonic's my name, speed's my game!"

Falco: What?

Sonic: Sorry. I keep getting that stuck in my head ever since I took out Mario. Anyway, I thought you needed some help with taking them out and I took out Wolf. So, see ya!

*Sonic races off*

Falco: Well, the Chef's lost a life. And now:

madstarr: 9 lives with 5/6 of health
Chef Torte: 6 lives

Archer: 12 lives w/ full health
Falco: 12 lives w/ full health
Landmaster: Fueled up
Great Fox: Fully operational

Lancer: Full health (What's happened to him, anyway?)

 

[Chef Torte]

Chef Torte: Falco do a barrel roll!

 

[topper1]

O          O    OOOOO    O          O           OOOOO
O          O    O             O          O           O      O
OO O OOO    OOOOO    O          O           O      O
O          O    O             O          O           O      O
O          O    OOOOO    OOOOO  OOOOO   OOOOO

This is supposed to say HELLO

 

[Chef Torte]

spam here spam there

 

[topper1]

... spam .. everywhere

 

[Chef Torte]

no not enough spam

 

[topper1]

!!!maps hguone reveN

 

[8socc3r]

Falco: Hey! Since when did you get the permission to ruin this fight?

Well, Infinite Kill is charged up so...BAM!

*Topper1 is killed and so is Chef*

Falco: Give up, Madstarr! You can't win!

 

[Vipsoccermaster]

SPAM!

 

[Chef Torte]

must ruin fight...spam..spam

 

[8socc3r]

Falco: There's one last attack! I told Fox yesterday...Fox, I didn't want it to come to this! But, darn it, these people are tough! So...

Here it comes...the one...the only...Great Fox Gravity!

*Great Fox hovers over all opponents, before crushing them all, making them lose all their lives*

Falco: Anyone want to fight us now?

 

[topper1]

Here's a plate of spam!

 

[Chef Torte]

Must summon Weegee........spam.......Weegee.....spam....

 

[topper1]

OOOOO    OOOOO    OOOOO    OOOOO
O            O      O    O      O    O  O  O
OOOOO    OOOOO    OOOOO    O  O  O
        O    O            O      O    O      O
OOOOO    O            O      O    O      O

 

[Chef Torte]

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