The Genie Game

[topper1]

Granted (no consequence this time!)

I wish I had a chocolate bar!

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted, but it has no sugar or corn syrup! >
I wish I could read minds.

 

[topper1]

Wish granted, but it has no sugar or corn syrup! >

Good!

Wish granted, but only the minds of horses.

I wish I was on television.

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted, but you're on FBI's most wanted.
I wish I could nuke Spongebob.

 

[topper1]

Wish granted, but you nuke Homer Simpson in the process.

I wish that I'll win Mario Party 2!

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted, but it cost your Nintendo64

I wish my name was a number that meant SUPER PWNAGE!!!

 

[topper1]

Granted, but its a number that means SUPER POWNAGE, with an O!

I wish Christmas came early this year.

 

[mari0vsluigi]

granted (no bad thing!)  i wish i had a laptop

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted, but it got a virus that made everything in the world attack everything.

I wish there was a Treehouse of Horror XXI early.

 

[topper1]

Granted, but its not very scary!

I wish MC Ransome made more remixes!

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted. The remixes are destroyed because of their awful sound.

I wish that heavy black smoke wasn't in the way of that helicopter.

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted, but Weegee was in there and you turned into a Weegee slave.

I wish I was Waweegee.

 

[topper1]

Granted. The remixes are destroyed because of their awful sound.

Don't you dare dis the quality works of MC Ransome!!!

Granted, you are now a Wario Weegee!

I wish poetry never existed!

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted, but all books you've ever read are erased from your mind.

I wish I could read Diary of a Wimpy Kid 5.

 

[topper1]

Granted, but only the first page!

I wish Luigi gets a new game on the Wii!

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted, but it's Luigi's Mansion 2. IT GOT EVEN CRAPPIER!!!!

I wish I was an admin.

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but what happens next is the same result as dividing by zero. Utter desctruction. MY HOUSE!

I wish that, for one day, I was stuck in Mario's body.

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted, but you melt in Mario's stomach acids in 1 hour!

 

[Ecks Dee]

(I meant like actually feeling, seeing, tasting, smelling, and hearing as Mario.)

I wish, again, to be stuck in Mario's body, as in being his soul.

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted, but his soul is a black hole and you die there.

I wish the genie died.