The Genie Game

[waluigi48]

You basically wish for something but something bad happens. For example:
Person 1: I wish to be famous,
Person 2: Wish granted. But you are on the FBI's most wanted list.
I wish I owned another piano.

 

[mari0vsluigi]

Wish Granted.But you only have 3 of the 88 keys. I wish I lived in Disney World.

 

[foxmccloud15]

Wish granted. But access is restricted to any of the parks.
I wish I could meet Walt Disney.(I'm a Disney fan too.)

 

[Ecks Dee]

But you only have 3 of the 88 keys.

(You can still make decent music with three piano keys. )

Granted... but Walt Disney disdains you at first sight to the point where he wants Mickey Mouse to slaughter you.

I wish that gangsters today would be more like the suit-wearing, cocky type of gangsters, because that's how they're supposed to be portrayed, fools.

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted. But the gangsters take over half of the U.S.
I wish I was in NSMBW.

 

[topper1]

Wish granted, but you're hidden behind a block!

I wish I was rich!

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted. But you the tax collecter stole all your money.

I wish I was Rainbow Waluigi.

 

[topper1]

Wish granted, but only for a few seconds!

I wish I could create awesome games!

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but your games are universally panned by critics and are called the worst games of all time.

I wish Mark Hollis returned to the music industry.

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted. But you automatically get fired for playing a C#.

I wish tomatoes were vegetables.

 

[Ecks Dee]

(I'm not a 55-year-old who retired from the music industry after one critically praised album. )

Granted, but corn is now a dairy product.

I wish I had a Mellotron that didn't work.

 

[topper1]

Granted, but what's a Mellotron?

I wish I left school now!

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted. You get expelled for something incredibly insidious to everyone.

I wish that Twitards accepted the fact that Twilight is nothing but a piece of garbage.

 

[waluigi48]

Granted, but they come to kill you because they have nothing to do Saturday night.
I wish I didn't wish this.

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted. You start to become a gapping hole that you get sucked into, and everyone forgets your wish and you in general.

I wish that Nintendo characters woke up in front of my house.

 

[Marioguy]

Granted but you get eaten by Yoshi.


I wish that I have a Nickel that talks.

 

[kingboo]

Granted but It kept insulting and annoying you

I wish I could beat wind waker 1 million times

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but you go mentally insane and hallucinate various Wind Waker characters.

I wish the human population consisted of Yoshis.

 

[topper1]

Granted, but all humans get eaten by the Yoshis!  ???

I wish the Wii was in HD.

 

[mari0vsluigi]

granted but it is super pixelated and it freezes up to easily. i wish MP9 came out