The Caption Game

[Ether]

Every few days, I'll be selecting a weird snapshot I made and you'll have to write a caption for it. The person with the funniest caption wins ten points. You can also put more than one caption (but only in the same post).

Here's the first photo:

 

[topper1]

I know I wanted to be an angel, but a $5 sign for a halo is just ridiculous!

 

[ShyGuyO]

I like to take a weird pose with a 5$ thingy over the head with an ugly skirt

 

[waluigi48]

So Halo was $5. Hm...