The Aegis Cafe/Sexhouse

[cookieboy17]

do me too i wanna have fun right now

 

[CaptainShyguy]

SIR YES SIR

 

[AegisReflector]

do me too i wanna have fun right now

I'll have to charge you extra for being fugly.

 

[Shaby]

Soytenly.

Do you want some of my "special sauce"?

*just an innocent being* Sure!

 

[AegisReflector]

Soytenly.

Do you want some of my "special sauce"?

*just an innocent being* Sure!

*takes out penis*

30 seconds later...

There ya go.

 

[cookieboy17]

do me too i wanna have fun right now

I'll have to charge you extra for being fugly.

fuck you

*walks out*

 

[AegisReflector]

do me too i wanna have fun right now

I'll have to charge you extra for being fugly.

F*** you

*walks out*

*presses door that locks all doors and windows*

>

 

[CaptainShyguy]

Cookie, I'm sure we'll have so much fun here, if you want, I can pay the extra for you.

 

[cookieboy17]

Well I'm kinda stuck here anyways. This same shit happens everytime I come here and then I strangely dont remember what actually happens the next day

 

[AegisReflector]

It's because i'm gooooood.

 

[CaptainShyguy]

It's because i'm gooooood.

So goooooooooooood in bed...

 

[AegisReflector]

Ugh, I need a Jack Daniels.

*glug glug*

 

[Troll]

Can I get a beer and a bj?

 

[cookieboy17]

I'd like some cocktail

 

[AegisReflector]

One Cocktail coming up.

*cockslaps Cook*

 

[cookieboy17]

THANKS

 

[Troll]

I'M WAITING FOR MY ORDER.

 

[AegisReflector]

I'M WAITING FOR MY ORDER.

You want beer and a peanut butter jelly sandwich?

 

[cookieboy17]

I'M WAITING FOR MY ORDER.

You want beer and a peanut butter jelly sandwich?

s
smuckers jelly?

 

[AegisReflector]

Smux sux, I use Welcher's.