The Aegis Cafe/Sexhouse

[AegisReflector]

I'm all out of Spirit.

 

[Troll]

FINEST SUSHI?

 

[AegisReflector]

Who would keep such rotten food in a CAFE?!?!

 

[Troll]

THE JAPANESE, MY GOOD SIR.

 

[AegisReflector]

But I'm not Jap-

Oh wait, Konata is...BUT SHE MAKES NUDDLES

 

[cookieboy17]

I already have Super AIDS. Do you think I give a s***?

So that's where I got it from, and then I have sex with your mom this dinosaur and it got aids too.

 

[CaptainShyguy]

I'm all out of Spirit.

I WOULD A GLASS OF YOUR FINEST SPIRIT.

Wtf.

I want something that I'll never forget, so give me an unforgettable thing.

 

[Troll]

A spirit is a distilled beverage.

 

[CaptainShyguy]

A spirit is a distilled beverage.

Lol, thx for saying it.

 

[AegisReflector]

I'm all out of Spirit.

I WOULD A GLASS OF YOUR FINEST SPIRIT.

Wtf.

I want something that I'll never forget, so give me an unforgettable thing.

.....Anal sex?

 

[CaptainShyguy]

I'm all out of Spirit.

I WOULD A GLASS OF YOUR FINEST SPIRIT.

Wtf.

I want something that I'll never forget, so give me an unforgettable thing.

.....Anal sex?

That sure is unforgettable, and mostly since it's the great Aegis.

 

[AegisReflector]

I'm all out of Spirit.

I WOULD A GLASS OF YOUR FINEST SPIRIT.

Wtf.

I want something that I'll never forget, so give me an unforgettable thing.

.....Anal sex?

That sure is unforgettable, and mostly since it's the great Aegis.

Sure, i'll give you the Sloppy Joe.  O0

 

[CaptainShyguy]

I'm all out of Spirit.

I WOULD A GLASS OF YOUR FINEST SPIRIT.

Wtf.

I want something that I'll never forget, so give me an unforgettable thing.

.....Anal sex?

That sure is unforgettable, and mostly since it's the great Aegis.

Sure, i'll give you the Sloppy Joe.  O0

Great...

 

[Espeonvision]

*plays extremely high-pitched sound through cafe, shattering all glass*

*walks out*

 

[Billy12510]

*plays extremely high-pitched sound through cafe, shattering all glass*

*walks out*

*fixes glass since he has nothing else to do and Pikmin make great slave labor!*

 

[AegisReflector]

I'm all out of Spirit.

I WOULD A GLASS OF YOUR FINEST SPIRIT.

Wtf.

I want something that I'll never forget, so give me an unforgettable thing.

.....Anal sex?

That sure is unforgettable, and mostly since it's the great Aegis.

Sure, i'll give you the Sloppy Joe.  O0

Great...

*after illegal intercourse*

That'll be $50.

 

[Shaby]

Burger, fries and milkshake plz.

 

[AegisReflector]

Soytenly.

Do you want some of my "special sauce"?

 

[CaptainShyguy]

I'm all out of Spirit.

I WOULD A GLASS OF YOUR FINEST SPIRIT.

Wtf.

I want something that I'll never forget, so give me an unforgettable thing.

.....Anal sex?

That sure is unforgettable, and mostly since it's the great Aegis.

Sure, i'll give you the Sloppy Joe.  O0

Great...

*after illegal intercourse*

That'll be $50.

*gives $50 to Kona-chan and has anal sex with Kona-chan *

Thanks, I"ll come again.

 

[AegisReflector]

I'm all out of Spirit.

I WOULD A GLASS OF YOUR FINEST SPIRIT.

Wtf.

I want something that I'll never forget, so give me an unforgettable thing.

.....Anal sex?

That sure is unforgettable, and mostly since it's the great Aegis.

Sure, i'll give you the Sloppy Joe.  O0

Great...

*after illegal intercourse*

That'll be $50.

*gives $50 to Kona-chan and has anal sex with Kona-chan *

Thanks, I"ll come again.

YOU CANNOT ERASE THE PAST.

JUST FOR THAT, BEND OVER. I'M WHIPPIN' YOU.