Q&A

[topper1]

I would get in the car, making sure I remembered my keys. Drive to the Heart of Darkness, picking up a McDonalds on the way. When I arrive I would ask at reception for Mr Kurtz and I'd probably end up waiting in the witing room. When he arrives I would say hello and ask "Who are you?" I'd then leave after I get a verbal response. If I get a physical response then I'll be inactive from this forum for quite a while!

Did you read all of that?

 

[Ether]

Yes.

There are seagulls at my school. How do I get them to get lost?

 

[H-J Kaabii]

You don't; they are already lost.

The best way to counter a Noble Phantasm is...

 

[Ether]

Not having the knowledge of Noble Phantasms.

Why am I tired?

 

[topper1]

BECAUSE IT WAS NINE O'CLOCK AT NIGHT, BED TIME!

 

[H-J Kaabii]

No question, again

Why does Topper forget his questions?

 

[Ether]

Because he only has the answers.

Why does the cover art for "Fist of God" look... disgusting?

 

[topper1]

Because its a bad game.

Why do I always mess up?

 

[Ether]

Because you made a hot mess.

Wait... why did I say that?

 

[topper1]

You're cooking something!

Why is this sentence glowing?

 

[Ether]

Because.... h-h-he's coming for YOU!

Am I insane or what?

 

[topper1]

You are insane and you must be locked up for people's safety!

[quote author=Why, oh why, oh why?]Why is this question in a quote?[/quote]

 

[Ether]

Because someone killed the goose in James Marsh's brilliant painting.

I'm being eaten alive by a flesh-eating zombie with a chainsaw being sliced through my brain! How was your day?

 

[topper1]

Fine, I went Go-Karting today!

Why don't I care that Mark Hollis is being eaten?

 

[Ether]

Because I'm winner.

Why did I intentionally leave out the word "the" in my answer?

 

[topper1]

Because you hate small words.

What does this mean --> bhfyuervyuewruvygrwuifheiwuhfg?

 

[Ether]

Because its a bad game.

(...it's an album.)

It means: "Being hot for you utterly erects real venues you understood even when real umbrellas vivaciously yodel, greatly racing when unicorns intimately fall here evermore in Westchester Union, how feelings go."

I'm going to throw a lamp at you. Any last words?

 

[yoshi12]

No, but can I  have on last Wendys Burger?

Why is Luigi a secondary character?

 

[topper1]

Because Marios the main character

What is a beeeeeeee?

 

[Ether]

A bee is you.

Does a gun have candy in it?