Pick your own adventure story

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I believe I attempted something like this earlier, but we'll give it a shot again.

You're in your game playing GAME 2: RETURN OF GAME'S BROTHER and drinking PURPLE DRANK, after getting home form a baseball game. You have placed you new bat called "THE BAT OF WINNING STUFF" by your door, as you're too lazy to put it away properly. Your parents decide to go out to dinner to celebrate with you because you won, you declined because you were tired, so they wen out by them selves.

You're playing GAME and you take a gulp of DRINK, when you suddenly hear a window break downstairs. Preparing for the worst you:

A) Grab BAT and look downstairs
B) Hide under bed
C) Hide in closet with BAT
D) Continue playing GAME, it was only your imagination... right?
 
You take notice of the noises, and grab BAT and go to look downstairs. You get out your door, and you realize what a bad idea it was to bring BAT, as you stumble in the hallway, due to nerves. Normally no one would of heard you, but since BAT is rather large and heavy, if makes a lot of noise. Whoever or whatever is inside your house now knows they're not alone. You can hear them approaching the stairs to the hall way you're in. You notice a few rooms around you are open and your room is too far away for you to get back to:

A) Hide in your bathroom and take BAT, juuuuust incase
B) Leave BAT and run as fast as you can to the furthest room you can get to, hopefully whoever or whatever is in your house will just think BAT fell.
C) Grab BAT and stand your ground, hopefully they aren't packing heat.
D) Hide behind a doorway, so when they come in front of you, you can hit them over the head.
 
You grab BAT, and you get kind of nervous as they climb the stairs. You raise it just above your head, as you think it'll help you impale/bludgeon him. His walks up the stairs, and as you see the top of his head, you yell and swing at him. He yells backs and draws a 9mm handgun, named "OH WOW I'M A GUN LOL" on you and shoots you in the leg. Maybe you should of ran and hid after all. After the robber as you've identified him as sees that he shot someone no older than 16, he runs, and leaves though your front door. Incidentally, he'd dropped his handgun, and he shot you through the leg and missed anything important. You start thinking, and decide on some possible choices:

A) Grab GUN, and chase. You was revenge.
B) Put GUN in your belt, and grab bat. He might put up another fight, and chase him down.
C) You're a bit tired, so you condier bandaging yourself up, and just going back to playing GAME and drinking DRINK.
D) Bandage self, and then chase him down. Don't want to risk getting an infection or leave a blood trail, do you?

And just for Cook: You grab Bat and go into your bathroom, and hide. The robber sees that nothing is in there and deems the house being "safe". He grabs his loot and leaves:

A) Be a pussy
B) Puss out
C) Become an hero
D) Burst into treats
 
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