Omegle

[Snowy620]

Anyone go on there and just fuck around with people?

Me and my friend were on and messing with some random dude:
Stranger: Hey! 52 year old male looking for good time!
You: 13 f ca
You: Sweet
Stranger: need young gurl to sex
You: I'm that guuuuurl
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: lets have fun
You: Cum on me baby
You: Where u from
Stranger: you have to help gurl
Stranger: help pls
You: I'm thirteen is that enough
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: i love young
Stranger: sex pls
You: What will I be helping with?
Stranger: my penis
Stranger: plz help
You: You need to enlarge it?
Stranger: hardin it
Stranger: pls
You: Is it infected? I can look at it
Stranger: you, gurl make it hard
You: Oh baby
You: Looks like a roxk
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: its not hard
You: Five it to me
Stranger: you nedd to suk?
Stranger: pls baby
You: Think about Cummings on my tits
You: My nice im
Stranger: okay
You: Aru
Stranger: baby
Stranger: yes gurl
You: My nice immature titties
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: i may suck them?
You: and my tithgt vag
You: Yes
You: Plwase
Stranger: oh baby
You: Pleeeeqaasse
Stranger: oh gurl
You: Oh baby
Stranger: you make me hard
You: Feel y
Stranger: gurl
Stranger: my peenis
Stranger: its hardin!
You: Feel my pulsating snake..... Before it hibernates again
You: M har dixk
Stranger: snak?
Stranger: gurl
You: Snake
Stranger: i do not undertnanda
You: I'm a ssssnake
Stranger: no you are gurl
You: Kinky?
You: Ok
Stranger: yes gurl
You: I'm whatever
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: pls
Stranger: make me cum
You: I love you too
Stranger: you can live in my house
You: I'll make yo cum everywhere.
Stranger: all alone whe wil be
Stranger: pls
Stranger: live in my house?
You: Where
Stranger: we can do this all the time!
Stranger: we can make love
You: Oh baby
You: All day
Stranger: u may suk my cock
You: All over the house
Stranger: all day!
Stranger: yes yes!
Stranger: im all alone
Stranger: i need you gurl
You: Me too
Stranger: to make my peenis hardin
You: I want your wrinkly peen
You: And scrote
Stranger: i am not really 54
Stranger: im a 20
You: How old
You: Oh yeah
You: Why'd you lie
You: Fuck
You: Tard
You: Pedophile
Stranger: because i wannted u to love me
Stranger: pls baby
Stranger: no no!
You: Ok baby
Stranger: bad!
Stranger: police have found me once
You: You said please
Stranger: pls no tell!
Stranger: no tell gur;
You: Ok
You: I won't tell.
Stranger: i have other children in house
Stranger: no tell
You: I won't.
Stranger: we will play with them
Stranger: they makeme cum
You: But one thing.
Stranger: yes baby
You: This is Chris Hansen. How about you take a seat over there?
Stranger: No no no
Stranger: u lie
You: Yes
Stranger: gurl
Stranger: pls no
Stranger: you lie
You: This is Chris Hansen on Date Line NBC
Stranger: i am not wrong
You: I am right.
Stranger: i like hardin dick you see
Stranger: no harm with gurl
Stranger: no harm
Stranger: shes gone.
You: I am always right.
Stranger: no other kids.
You: We have the entire chat right here.
Stranger: i have wife and kids
Stranger: pls nojail
Stranger: pls pls pls pls
Stranger: no jail
You: You said you had kids all over your house to have sex with
Stranger: i have wife and kids you se!
You: And plus this little girl right here.
Stranger: yes but no have sex with kids
Stranger: no no
Stranger: bad sex with kids
You: You said you wanted to have sexual intercourse with a 13 year old girl.
Stranger: no
You: We have the log right here.
Stranger: we were playing ame
You: Just take a seat over there.
Stranger: game
Stranger: theres not seat
You: Just take a seat.
Stranger: i wont
Stranger: ppls no jail
You: Would yo give them up? The kids. Would you let them down?
Stranger: my wife
Stranger: she will divorce
Stranger: pls
You: Will they run around when you desert them?
The Stranger has disconnected.

 

[cookieboy17]

Never done it except once at a party 2 of my friends were doing it lol.

 

[Amatatomba]

Used to mess around on there a couple years ago. It wasn't bad in the early days of the site, but last time I went on (several moths ago) it was just idiots & trolls.

 

[Slacker]

Favorite part of yours was when the guy was like "there is no seat." I actually lol'ed.

I don't mess with people on omegle a whole lot. But if it's some major weirdo, I kinda feel like it's my responsibility to.

 

[Toshirohokkaido]

Oh man, I've messed with so many people. It's hilarious.

EDIT: Best conversation yet.

Stranger: I think Vileplume likes dicks

You: Me too

Stranger: Alright then

Stranger: I'm glad we had this talk.

You: Me as well

You: It was nice meeting you

 

[ThisOldMan]

Oh I used to troll this place all the time. I feel like I should go back now that you've reminded me that it exists.

 

[yoshi_7]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: I SHALL AMBUSH YOU WITH MY PENIS!!!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: 16 m russia

Stranger: hahah wtf

You: wut are you talking about?

You: you do not like russia?

Stranger: no the first thing u said

You: ahh i see

You: male or female?

Stranger: female

You:

You: are you from china?

Stranger: no..?? haha

You: finally, somebody not from china!

Stranger: hahaha I'm from the usa

You: do u have shotgun?

Stranger: ?

You: americans all have shotguns i heard

Stranger: oh.. um no haha

You: please do not step on my petunias!

Stranger: haha okay

You: I MEAN IT!!!

You: I WILL GET RELLY ANGRY!!!

Stranger: hahaha alright goshh

You: have you seen my hemorrhoid cream?

You: omigosh smuckers is the best jelley ever

Stranger: mhmm.

You: well then, i am glad we had this talk

You: you took it really mature

Stranger: yup

You: my first son shit his pants when i told him what happened

Stranger: oh that's cool

You: darn it this old dude keeps sending me pictures of his dick, what should i do?

Stranger: u should probably block his number or something

You: I

You: WILL

Stranger: good.

You: whats even worse is that his junk is so small that it is literally concaive

Stranger: it's what?

You: concave

You: its like a cave

Stranger: ohh haha

You: his cock looks like a cave

Stranger: that's gross.

Stranger Disconnected

 

[AegisReflector]

It's pointless to troll now ever since /b/tards took over.

 

[kinetic563]

lol, Kurva's really cracked me up. XD

I've done it only once before.

And when I did do it, it turned into some sort of role-playing thing where I was the master and the other person was my maid slave.