Post the answers in spoilers.
I'll start:
Why did Mario get a goldfish as a pet?
I'll start:
Why did Mario get a goldfish as a pet?
Because they were so cheep-cheep.
Mario Jokes!
- Thread starter AtomicShyguy
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Why couldn't Baby Luigi see the movie?
It was rated Weegee-13
What's Mario's favourite fruit?
Peach 
This one isn't a mario joke but still.
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A blonde Peach walks into a bar.
You would've thought she would've seen it
TheAntiGuy said:
Toblet said:What's Mario's favourite fruit?
Peach
Only good ones, and even then they are not funny. The other ones are boring.
Honestly my idea of a good joke is something so bad, it's good.Ness and Lucas said:TheAntiGuy said:
Toblet said:What's Mario's favourite fruit?
Peach
Only good ones, and even then they are not funny. The other ones are boring.
Like this: What's Dry Bowser's favorite food?
Ribs
Why do Goombas hate getting stomped?
It gives them a headache
Why weren't Toad and Toadette invited to the party?
There wasn't mush room.