Mario and High School: Reality FanFic

Because I wuv you guise, I'm going to post this here before MPF. So enjoy. :)

This was originally written about a year ago. I have a few more episodes, but I doubt I'll get around to updating. :/


MARIO IN HIGH SCHOOL
Days Before

It's quite strange is this city to get heavy rain before the summer's warmth ends, disappearing into a cool autumn breeze. Toad Town's horizon in this rain was practically invisible, as water poured from the heavens. Along the sidewalk ran a young teenager. He was wearing beige cargo jeans, and had a green hoody on. His name was Luigi Mario.

The mailbox was at the corner of Martin Court and Shutterdale Drive. Luigi quickly went to the halt and franticly opened the little cubby. Pulling the two white envelopes out, he closed it, but realized he forgot to lock it and ran back.

Luigi was nearly drenched by the time he got back to the red roofed house on Mario Avenue. Luigi walked inside, and looked at the dry Mario, who sat on the black leather couch, watching TV and drinking a cold cola. He laughed at his soaked brother.

"You know, you could've went." Luigi said, taking off the wet hoody and opening the door again, only to squeeze the water out of it.

Mario laughed, "I sent you because you were the one who won the 200 metre at Track and Field." He sipped his pop, "You got our school schedules, right?"

"Of course, my lord." Luigi said sarcastically. He flinged one of the envelopes onto Mario's lap. They both tore them open, taking out the small pack of papers, but only the white one were they concerned about.

"Alright, I have Science, History, Woodshop and Geography in this half of the year." Mario read aloud, putting his pop on the end table above him.

"I've got Science, Compu-Tech, English and Geography." Luigi replied, opening the fridge to get his own can of pop.

"Wow, we've got 1st and 4th together. Nice." Mario said, tossing the white sheet atop the others. So what's for 2nd?"

"Don't care as of now." Luigi said. He sat down at the end of the couch, making Mario sit up. They sit in silence for a few minutes, watching a 1970's sitcom.

"Sooo," Luigi tried to say, "Link back from his relatives in Hyrule City?"

"No." Mario said, looked at the clock.

"What time?"

"One."

Luigi grumbles and turns around. The day's were getting cooler, and they've done everything they could. Both brothers, without their full moustaches listened to the rain pouring over the house. The final week is always the longest of summer.

By tomorrow the rain had cleared up, however the clouds covered the sunlight. Along a major road, a black minivan roared through a puddle and down the never ending road.

"Okay," Mario and Luigi's mom, Sandra firmly stated, "Remember to only get the supplies you NEED."

"Like the time you gave Mario 10 bucks and he came back with over 50 erasers." Luigi stated, with a proud grin on his face.

Their mom took a deep sigh, "Yes. Like that."

Mario was someone who when was insulted needed to get even, "Luigi, remember the time you called into an outlet store in Conrin and bought all those bumper stickers."

"No Mario, I do not." Luigi said still delighted. He won this round.

The black minivan rolled into the parking lot at Flor-Mart. The place was not to crowded, as this was the day before they would release the deals for school supplies. Mario and Luigi immediately got out of the car and charged to the entrance. With their trusty cart, they nearly cleaned out aisles. Around the toy section, they crashed into another reckless cart. In all coincidence, it turned out to be their back neighbours, Pikachu and Pichu.

"You guys crazy shopping too?" Pichu asked, actually being in the cart.

"Hell yeah!" Luigi said, "What, what are those?"

The wall here was dedicated to the "Toy of the Week", usually some lame toy no one would buy otherwise. This week were called "Scouters". Little machines with a red eye piece, which could tell you someone's "Power Level". They actually just gave you a random number."

"I wanna try something." Luigi said.

He took one off the shelve. These were used in a popular movie for 10 year olds called "Dragallz", which Mario and friends went to go see for laughs.

"IT'S OVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRR NNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEE !" Luigi shouted, breaking the plastic toy. He repeated until every toy was broken.

"We should flee." Mario suggested.

"Indeed." Pikachu said, and they flee.

School was to begin in two days. Luigi suggested that everyone could gather at the old wooden fort in the woodlot. The Mario Bros, along with Link, Peach, Pikachu, Bowser and Kirby had all built the fort in Grade 2. After almost 6 years, the wood was peeling, and the back of it had fallen off and laid on the ground. The area around the fort was stained with glue and paint. Along time ago, the 7 had fended off from Captain Falcon and his friends, which ended up both sides using paintball guns and water balloons.

"Good times." Link pondered as they approached the wooden wreck.

"Okay, let's see who can still get into this place." Kirby sarcastically remarked. But only him and Pikachu barely could fit inside. The others were too big.

"Luigi, why'd you call us down here?" Peach asked.

"We've call claimed to be the best pack of friends all through elementary school, right?" Luigi asked everyone.

"Damn true, my boy." Link said jokingly.

"But this is actually the first time we've all gathered in a group since June." Mario said, which put everyone into thought.

"...yeah." Bowser stated, "Come to think of it, it is."

"Well, our schedules came not to long ago, what'd you all get?" Luigi asked everyone.

"I've got Science, Math, Woodshop and History to start." Link said.

"I'm in your Science and Woodshop class, then." Mario answered, "Oh I'm all academic."

"Yeah I'm in your Woodshop class too." Bowser said, pulling out the schedule from his shell pocket.

"Academic is hard." Pikachu exclaimed, "I'm in all applied, so I can play video games every night when having no homework."

"Ninth grade is pretty easy on homework." Mario said.

"Mrs. Shemister wasn't easy." Luigi laughed, "We got at least 2 hours of homework a day."

"Mrs. Shemister wasn't a 'Mrs' technically." Bowser joked, "After we heard about it I called her 'Mr.'."

The woodlot was in silence for a whole 2 minutes.

"Someone say something please." Bowser finally said.

"Let's all make fun of the female without the" Peach started, but was stopped cold by a loud "NO" like sound from Link.

"Anyways, I gotta be at home for 9." Link said, "My parents want me to pack my things for tonight because tomorrow we have an art show or something to go to up in Metropedia."

"It's only 8:20" Luigi said looking at his watch, but Link was already leaving.

"Speaking of it, we all should go home now." Kirby said.

"Yeah, see you says Tuesday." Mario said, as they all went their separate ways.

The summer air fades in September into a cool, fall breeze. The woodlot where their history was would be taken down this winter to make room for more housing. This meant the fort they built would be gone. History and memories would be taken away. In High School, they'd all go in as close friends.

But the exit would give a wrecked connection.
 
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Here's Episode 2 anyways. R&R or comment or whatever please.


MARIO IN HIGH SCHOOL
The First Day

The morning sun arose only the warm Tuesday morning. Mario, who was waited at the front door in a T-shirt and jeans, once again looked at his watch. It read 8:09. Mario, hesitated and then called out

"COME ON, LUIGI! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE, HURRY UP!"

A couple seconds pass, before Luigi answers in a normal voice, "I'm coming."

Luigi, who was wearing a T-Shirt and shorts, ran down the stairs.

"It's a damn shame mom and dad won't get to see this." he said, putting on his jacket and backpack.

"The bus is coming at 8:15. Let's go!"

Mario and Luigi ran fast down to the stop at the end of the street. Already there were Pikachu and Bowser, talking to each other.

"Hey guys!" Bowser called out, as Mario and Luigi stopped next to him.

"Hey Bowser and Pikachu." Mario panted, "How'd you guys fair last night."

"ARGH." Pikachu complainted, "I want sleep! I have to get up every day BEFORE 7 am, to shower and eat food, while little Pichu gets his lazy ass out of bed like half an hour later!"

"Get used to it." Luigi said, showing no sympathy.

"Here comes the bus, guys." Bowser pointed out.

The bus drives into a slow stop, and lets the four get on. The bus has to carry at least 50 people a day. Kirby, Link and Peach are all waiting near the middle door, along with another kid.

"Hey guys!" Peach said to them as they squeezed into the small area

"It's the first day!" Luigi exclaimed, "It's going to be great!"

"Hmm." The kid grunted.

"Hey, who's that?" Mario whispered to Kirby.

"I have no clue." Kirby replied, "He got on at the run down part of the neighbourhood. What's even weirder is that he has a walkie talkie or something as a phone."

"One thing's for sure." Link said quietly, "He's got to know bandanas aren't allowed at school."

The bus arrives near the front of N.S.S. at around 8:25, 10 minutes before first. The 7 climb off and stare at the 2 foot goliath.

"Today, guys." Mario began, "We begin the second chapter in our lives. It's a whole new wor-"

Someone elbows Mario in the head, knocking him down. It was none other then Mario's nemesis, Captain Falcon.

"Save your crap, Mario." The ignorant sophomore said, standing along side his three friends, as equally big and tall. The rivalry began 10 years ago, at a now closed Delly Bakery, when both of them wanted the final macadamia nut cookie. It began full scale 3 years later when Falcon started rumors about Mario.

"This isn't elementary school, boy. You might've owned the tykes place all of last year, but now...YOU ARE IN MY TERRITORY."

"So, you can't hit me while I'm facing now, now?" Mario said, as he was getting up.

"You just watch yourself, boy." Capt. Falcon said, as he glared at Mario, walking away.

Mario looked back at his friends, all smirking that Mario still has an even with Falcon Face, as Luigi calls him.

"I'm going to go guys. See you later." Mario said, walking away. Peach followed him.

Mario and Peach's lockers were right next to each other, along a string of lockers that divided a hallway. As they walked down the long hallway, Peach brought herself to ask the question.

"How many years is it now?"

"About 9 or 10." Mario replied, not looking back as he was a little bit ahead of Peach.

"Do you think Douglas will smarten up?"

"Probably not, I doubt he'll pull anything dramatic within the next 3 years."

"Hey! Guys!" A familiar voice called from behind them.

"Toad?" Peach said turning around, "Is that you?"

"Yep, the one and only!" He said smugly.

Toad had left the Mushroom Kingdom on a big trip called the "Collectors Retreat". No one knew what it meant until he explained it in a 3 hour session. He quietly left in early July, and had not been around since.

"I just got back from the airport 10 minutes ago." Toad explained, "It was fascinating. We went through 45 countries, and saw all 3 oceans. You should've came."

"Well, I would've. But it was for 100 average students, you know." Mario stating, denying the sarcastic brag Toad just said.

Toad was extremely smart. Ever since Grade 4, he'd ace every test and perfected every assignment. He skipped the 5th grade, after the majority of the school voted in favour of it. It's not uncommon for a mushroom retainer to be intelligent. The big mushroom on their head is mostly their brain. At least 60% of them get 75 or over in educational works.

"Altough I could've pulled a few strings." Toad said.

"Anyways," Mario said, stopping at his locker, "What's your homeroom?"

"Um...Math, with some clown named Mr. Adds." Toad stated.

"I smell irony." Peach laughed

"Pretty much. His last name inspired his career."

The bell rings.

"Gotta go." Toad said, running off, "See you guys later!"

"See you in History, Mario." Peach said giggling, and went off.

There were some great benefits at Nintendo High. No uniforms, fast food nearby, and every class did not have a seating plan. Mario's first class, Science, was in 226. He entered the room, to see had Link, Luigi and Yoshi had saved him a seat. The science benches were in rows of 4.

"So what do you think we will be doing first?" Link asked everyone.

"Make this a bet." Luigi said, "We are going straight into Chemistry or something."

"The name game." Mario said, taking his brand new Science binder out, "as always."

"Coloring." Link giggled in a very unmanly, more inhuman like way, "I love coloring."

"I hear Mr. Pechio is...odd." Yoshi said, "He's going to run in and dance on his desk."

"10 coins, agreed?" Link stated.

"Yep." Mario smirked.

Just as they turned around, the science teacher, Mr. Pechio jumps out of nowhere, wearing a rainbow suit and holding pink streamers, and jumps on his desk and starts dancing.

"HELLO, MY STUDENTS! AND WELCOME TO GRADE 9 SCIENCE!" He shouted.

Everyone was stunned silent.

"You ALL owe me 10 coins." Yoshi said, still freaked out of the abnormal event that just happened.

Science ended normally, and History was a breeze. The day was half over, and Mario and Link met up and walked down the left pathway, into the hot summer like heat.

"How was Mr. Adds?" Mario asked.

"He was very fat and clueless." Link said, without making a smirk.

The path led across the parking lot, and down to the street. The street had high traffic, and was lotted with a lot of Fast Food places. Think about it: Busy Street, High School with over 2000 next door, with residential houses around it. Pretty much a heaven for fast food places.

"What's on your mind?" Link asked.

"I can't decide between Taco Town or Burger Toad." Mario suggested, pointed at both restaurants, next to each other.

"All true warriors strive for both, you know." Link laughed.

The ended up going to Burger Toad, waiting in line for 10 minutes because two 12th graders argued at the causer for 15 point coins. After lunch, they both walked back to the school, and got ready for Woodshop. The doors were wide open, however, the place was dark. The bell rang, and Bowser and others came in. Mario recognized Waluigi, the dance master, or so he says, and the strange guy on the bus that morning.

3rd Period began at noon, and everyone was questioning what was going on until 12:15. The teacher, Mr. Ryans, ran into the room, and put the papers he was carrying onto the front table into the room.

"Sorry I'm late." He said, itching behind his ear. "My name is Mr. Ryans, and this is Grade 9 and 10 Woodshop."

For the 55 remaining minutes, they learned how to make a level that could support 4 4x4's of solid oak, with just a few feet of string, some regular clothespins, and a lot of masking tape.

Woodshop ended, as Mario went back to locker, and took out his backpack, and walked up to Geography, which was on the other side of the school. He was in a tight crowd, and barely made it as the bell rang. He recognized Luigi, as well as Peach's best friend, Daisy, who was talking to a few of her friends.

However, during Geography, which was boring because Mrs. Cahill doesn't too anything fun on the first day, Mario noticed Luigi kept looking back for split seconds.

"Why do you keep looking back?" Mario asked Luigi quietly. Mrs. Cahill hated to be interrupted.

"Yeah, I'm getting a weird feeling that I have to stretch a lot." Luigi answered.

Mario decided to think nothing of it. The only people that were behind them were Daisy and her friends. Mario avoided questioning himself.

On the bus ride home, while Link and Mario discussed the meaning of life, Luigi sat in his seat, looking awfully sad.

"Luigi, what's wrong?" Bowser asked in concern.

"...oh? Nothing." Luigi said, not as cheerfully has he was in the morning. He let out a big sigh.

Mario, Luigi, Bowser and Pikachu all got off at their stop. While Mario said 'Goodbye' to the others, Luigi stayed quiet. He was pretty quiet, only quietly talking to himself.

At dinner that night, Mario's parents were ready to ask the common question,

"So, kids." Pario, their senseful father began, "How'd your first day go?"

Mario, thinking Luigi would remain quiet, spoke "Pretty good." he said, "We learned alot. In Sci-"

"I guff a carshc an rasy." Luigi said to himself, expect he didn't realize he was talking we his mouth full and out loud.

"What'd you say?" Mario asked.

Luigi blushed, then swallowed, "I said I felt really lazy."

"You're probably tired." Mario's mom, Sandra answered him, "Please go to bed early."

That night, Mario and Luigi played multiplayer on Battle Force, with the NextCube600 they got for their birthday. They talked about the school day.

"You know your big rivalry with Falcon Face?" Luigi asked Mario, who was shooting his own team members.

"Yeah." Mario replied, "What about it?"

"Well, in High School, everyone solves their rivalries by fighting at Burger Toad."

"Yeah..sure...WAIT WHAT?" Mario exclaimed.

Luigi was greeted to a 'PAUSE' on the screen

"I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO ANY FIGHT!" Mario yelled jumping on his feet, but not as loud that it could wake up their parents.

"Relax, Mario." Luigi said, grabbing Mario's controlled to un pause the game, "It only happens unless you issue a challenge. Falcon Face will never issue one. He'll just start rumors that you 'Eat children on Fridays' probably."

"Okay, I guess you're right." Mario said, sitting down and taking his controller back from Luigi.

Later, while Luigi was sleeping heavily, Mario wondered why Luigi would tell him that. Maybe, he thought, it'd have something to do with his day. Mario had a great day, while Luigi crashed and feel silent near the end. He's always been an asshole when he's in a shy mood.

Mario tried to get to sleep. But the last thing that ran through his mid was.

"Whatever it is, I'm going to find out the deal with Luigi."

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