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kingboo said:
Ether said:
Not funny! :D

It doesn't take a genius to see this world's issues, but it takes a moron to say that it's small enough for them (the people that fight against these things) to handle.
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i don't intend it to be funny i just posted a joke my sister told.. i also did not laugh.
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Well... your sister's not funny! :D

Knock knock.
Whose there?
Nancy.
Nancy who?
I think you have pregnancy.

I know, it's not funny.
 
A teacher wanted his student to learn the alphabet from his family members. He asked his brother but he said, "Shut up!" He asked his sister who was listening to her iPod. She sang, "Bring it on! Bring it on!"  He asked his crazy uncle and he said, "Down in the trashcan with the fishies!" The next day, his teacher asked him, "Please recite the alphabet." The boy responded, "Shut up!" The teacher got mad and said, "Don't make me call the principal!" The boy said, "Bring it on! Bring it on!" The teacher was furious and yelled, "WHERE DO YOU LIVE YOUNG MAN!?!?!?!?" He responded, "Down in the trashcan with the fishies!"
 
So, there are four people in one area; 3 average smart people and one girl.


The girl says," Fine, I'll go out with one of you. The person who uses the words liver and cheese in a sentence wins.

The first guy who is german says," I loathe liver and cheese."

The second guy who is Hawaiian says," I don't like liver but I do like cheese."

The third guy who is mexican says," Hey, leav'er (liver) alone, she's (Cheese)mine."


Who won :p
 
yoshi14 said:
So, there are four people in one area; 3 average smart people and one girl.


The girl says," Fine, I'll go out with one of you. The person who uses the words liver and cheese in a sentence wins.

The first guy who is german says," I loathe liver and cheese."

The second guy who is Hawaiian says," I don't like liver but I do like cheese."

The third guy who is mexican says," Hey, leav'er (liver) alone, she's (Cheese)mine."


Who won :p
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None. She threw up after that.
 
Prepare yourself !!!  ;D

One day, a penguins go to a bar:
(penguin): Did you have cookies ?
(Bar man): No i don't have cookies

Later....

(penguin): Did you have cookies now ?
(Bar man): No i don't have any cookies !!!

Once again....

(penguin): Did you have cookies ?!
(bar man): No! stop to say that or I'll break you're mouth with an hammer !!!

And later again.....

(Penguin): Did you have hammer ?
(bar man): No i don't have any hammer.
(Penguin): Ok, now, did you have cookies ???      :-D
 
 
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