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A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what’s wrong, and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, “For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’. When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me again, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ so again I take a ‘or what’. So you see doc when I get home I’m all tired out, and I don’t want it any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “So are we going to tell your husband or what?”


ah ha ha ha ha ha
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There are still the weekends...

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE

 
Wow, this topic started filled with Yo Mama posts, so...
Maybe someone should put up a "Yo Mama" topic in Forum Games because I don't think it belongs in this topic.

Anyways, I don't have a good joke right now, so here's my joke:
Why do fish smell bad? Because soap is not sold underwater.
I'm the master of not funny jokes BTW :p
 
here's some jokes

Q: how do you fit 5 bulbasaurs and 2 charzards onto a bus?
A:you pokemon

Q:darth vader pulls luke close to him and says.. i know what your getting for christmas fool...what how thats impossible then darth vader says
A:i felt your presence

Q:how many dragon ball z characters does it take to change a lightbulb
A:just 1 but its gonna take about 6 episodes

Q:what kind of pants do the mario brothers wear
A:den-um den-um den-um
 
A man goes to a doctor. He says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. He says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, and says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

^ The best joke ever! :p
Guess where that's from and they win a free Internet.
 
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