Jesus

[Justin5267]

You said you returned like Jesus but Jesus returned after he died for a little bit before going back to heaven for no reason.

Well Jesus Christ returned due to popular demand, much like myself.

Jesus is awesome, and please don't use his name in vain.

I have no doubt that Jesus Christ was awesome, but how am I using Jesus Christ's name invain? Jesus Christ.

But you said he returned for 33 years, he only returned for like an hour.

He was alive for 33 years, and after he was crucified he raised himself from the dead and came back for 3 days. After that he left again, and he will return again when the rapture happens.

 

[HuntMac]

It ain't even Easter yet, Bitch! Get back in the tomb.

 

[TheLoneSpoon]

You said you returned like Jesus but Jesus returned after he died for a little bit before going back to heaven for no reason.

Well Jesus Christ returned due to popular demand, much like myself.

Jesus is awesome, and please don't use his name in vain.

I have no doubt that Jesus Christ was awesome, but how am I using Jesus Christ's name invain? Jesus Christ.

But you said he returned for 33 years, he only returned for like an hour.

He was believed to have come from heaven in the first place.

You said:

Jesus went back to heaven pretty fast though, dont do the same.

So I said 33 years because he was to believed to be on this earth of 33 years, this returning to the supposed heaven.

You said you returned like Jesus but Jesus returned after he died for a little bit before going back to heaven for no reason.

Well Jesus Christ returned due to popular demand, much like myself.

Jesus is awesome, and please don't use his name in vain.

I have no doubt that Jesus Christ was awesome, but how am I using Jesus Christ's name invain? Jesus Christ.

But you said he returned for 33 years, he only returned for like an hour.

He was alive for 33 years, and after he was crucified he raised himself from the dead and came back for 3 days. After that he left again, and he will return again when the rapture happens.

Shut up Justin, I'm going to explain it.

 

[Justin5267]

Your gonna make me cry. D:

 

[TheLoneSpoon]

Your gonna make me cry. D:

Good.

It's funny, my wife said the same exact thing.

So I hit her.

 

[cookieboy17]

Did she hit you back?

 

[TheLoneSpoon]

Did she hit you back?

No. No she didn't.

 

[8socc3r]

How is it that I remember this guy?

Anyway, welcome back, TLS/Christh. (That was your name on Cook's stream, right)

 

[TheLoneSpoon]

How is it that I remember this guy?

Anyway, welcome back, TLS/Christh. (That was your name on Cook's stream, right)

It's because I look like Che Guevara, that's why you remember.

And yes, I believe it was.

 

[Shaby]

HELLO!
...YOU!