How's your family relationship?

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My Mother is very generous and always listens to what I have to say. My Dad's the same, but he can't do it as often because he lives in a different state. My Step-dad also cares about me a lot, we don't talk much but he's a quiet guy anyway. My Step-mother who lives in Austrailia doesn't know me too well, but she already seems to know my interests, seeing how she sent me a box full of Austrailian Candies and Toadette Merchandise, so she's really nice. I also have 2 very nice Aunts, and a Great Aunt who occasionally asks how I'm doing. I don't have any siblings, but I do consider my Cat and Dog as my "furry brothers" :p. My Step-Grandparents always love to see me and will do anything they can to please me, seeing how they both are very generous, have very well-paying jobs and are stinkin' rich. The rest of my family kinda crapped out on me. Most of the nice members are not in my blood family.
 
I am slowly distancing myself from my close family, namely my dad and one of my closest older brothers. They both have really annoying personalities that are the total opposite of mine. They are hormone-enduced brutes who never shut the fuck up. I am a calm guy who sometimes just wants some goddamn peace and quiet. They always make retarded side comments to me just to try and make me interact, but they are just ridiculous when they say "Hey Austin, have you ever gotten stabbed before?" or "Hey Austin, you love video games! You gonna see Wreck-It Ralph with the little kids? HUH? HUH?" They are just positively dreadful. It's sad because the bro I am talking about was really close to me, but now he just recently moved back into my house because he's an unemployed idiot and he's just being a nuisance AKA overstaying his welcome. And when both of them come together, I really get pissed off. They treat me like a little kid because I am the youngest (like that Wreck-It Ralph comment) even though I am 18 next week.
 
Luigi Party! (a.k.a. Kumatora) said:
Mom: Rocky, your computer time is over!
LP: 5 more minutes!
-5 Minutes Later-
Mom: Rocky, you even did more than 5 minutes!
LP: Wait, I'm doing something really important!
-15 Minutes Later-
Mom: JUST STOP!!!
LP: Well, if you extended my computer time, this would not have happened!  :mad:
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jesus christ get over it, it's a computer.

you're like 12 or something
 
Shut up Snowy. He's living life to the extent of getting all dat +1 recognition.
 
Okay, I literally just went downstairs to get a cup of water before bed, and both my brother and dad are still up watching television. As I was coming down, they were in the middle of a discussion, which I didn't pay attention to. My brother than proceeds to ask me "Right?" I was like "Huh? Right what?" He goes "Access?" I still said HUH? My dad, being a fucking asshole, says to me, "Wow. He ALWAYS gets confused in coversation. That's why he has problems socially. He always has to have full detail before he can comprehend things." So then my brother, defending me oh so quaintly, just starts laughing his ass off and says "Do you use Access Credi- HAHAHAHA". Naturally, I get pissed, as I only have been downstairs TWO FUCKING SECONDS to hear the damn conversation about if I use a credit union or not (which I have no idea why the fuck they were talking about that in the first place). Then I storm back upstairs (not worth the water) and he yells out, "Yep! Then he gets pissed cuz blah blah." Fucking hell........
 
I honestly feel bad for some of you.

My mom and dad are separated but they both still live in the same city. Long story short he was cheating on my mom. My mom is the nice controlled one. She tries to keep me healthy and does things that benefit me. She usually wont get me what i want. My dad however is the complete opposite. Doesn't care what I eat doesn't control what I do (i usually don't do crazy stuff) and will buy me whatever I want. My brother....... he just makes me want to die. All he has done all summer is play CoD. gahh! My dad can get really angry sometimes. But I expect it from him.
 
My dad always thinks he's right. Like if I told him I was voting for Obama, he would tell me I am wrong because Democrats are wrong and everything he stands for is wrong and that anybody but Obama is right and therefore my dad is always right. Yeah, he's a jerk.
 
Aegis said:
My dad always thinks he's right. Like if I told him I was voting for Obama, he would tell me I am wrong because Democrats are wrong and everything he stands for is wrong and that anybody but Obama is right and therefore my dad is always right. Yeah, he's a jerk.
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My dad is also very unintelligent. He cant spell. He knows nothing about common knowledge. ^ times a million
 
I can never win an argument with him. He doesn't even go to the extent like Snowy's parents appear to do but he just doesn't listens to me and he thinks I don't know anything and that he is the wisest man in the whole goddamn universe. Just because he "payed for college on his own" and yet he flunked out. Or that he "started work at 15" when really he only mowed lawns in the Summer. Like I have no idea what he expects from me.
 
Yesterday, my dad wanted me to take Tylenol even though I wasn't sick, but then I asked him why and he's like "You'll catch the flu". And then I asked him why I'll get one and then he said "that's just how it is". He acts like he knows everything and he acted like a doctor... >__>

I was thinking like "UM I'M NOT SICK" and "YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." -__-

And no, I didn't take it and I didn't catch the flu today. :p
...So he was wrong.
 
Leafeon said:
My dad cussed me out because I farted .-.
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