How to Make a Successful Alt

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Hey, kids? Got banned from a forum because you didn't follow the rules? Wanna make an alternate account, otherwise known as an "alt"? Well, look no further than the "How to Make a Successful Alt":

1. Get a proxy, obviously, and go to the site you got banned from.
2. Make your account, but don't make it obvious that you're that banned kid everyone hates.
3. NEVER, under any circumstances, exit out from the forum. Otherwise, you'll get a new IP, making it obvious that you're using an alt.
4. Never tell your location. You won't know where the IP is from, so don't tell.
5. To fool the mods/admins more, change your way of typing. If you type like how I'm typing, type with poor grammar, and vice versa. But, let me tell you, it's hard, especially when you're attempting to typing like me when you usually type horribly.
6. Have a different personality, preference on things like games and things, et cetera. Just like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
7. Don't ever mention about the person who got banned, especially if you want to say that he's your friend. Don't even have any nuance of the person who got banned, either.
8. Join days after you were banned, to make sure that it isn't obvious that you're an alt.

And that's what I have so far. Have a nice day. ;)
 
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