Greetings from... well, the "from" isn't important. Let's just say I'm from someplace that's cold right now. That should narrow it down a bit. I decided I should stop lurking because, well, if everybody was like me, there would be no reason to lurk here because here wouldn't be here, so I should do my part to help keep here here. Hear what I'm saying? No, of course you can't... and if you can... well then... you scare me.
Well now, where was I? Right, I was attempting to say "hello" before I sidetracked myself there. That tends to happen to me a lot. I like to ride a train of thought until the tracks run out. I'll try to not run any person here over while I'm riding my own personal train around the bends of my mind. There's a lot of open space up there... can you tell? It's best not to answer truthfully. You'd be surprised how hard it hurts to be hit by one of those figurative trains.
Maybe I should just say "hello" instead of attempting to say "hello". Now though there's no point since I already typed "hello" seven times counting that last one. Eh, well, let's make it even, because if I don't, then this post will be even more odd than it already is. So then, hello!
... or should I be saying goodbye? As in, goodbye for now? Hello? Goodbye? That sounds like something out of an old Beatles song. That song may or may not be as confusing as this post. If you were able to follow this post, then congratulations. If you weren't able to follow this post, congratulations. You're either intelligent or insane. Take your pick of whichever one you so happily prefer.
I'd say it's nice to be here, but I can only imagine the weird looks I'd be getting had I said the above in a room in front of strangers. I'm sure I'm still getting those looks, but at least I don't have to look at those looks, thus I can confidently say it's nice to be here. It'd be nicer if Mario Party 9 was already announced and I could join in the discussions about the next installment of the popular party series, but when it is announced, at least I know of a place to come and chat about it - although some of you may want me to find another place that's as far away as possible. Then again, what constitutes as "far" on the information superhighway?
Before I wrap this up, anyone in need of an e-aspirin? If you want however many minutes of your life that you invested in reading this back well, what can I say except, get to work on that time machine and have fun erasing all existence from existence.
Well now, where was I? Right, I was attempting to say "hello" before I sidetracked myself there. That tends to happen to me a lot. I like to ride a train of thought until the tracks run out. I'll try to not run any person here over while I'm riding my own personal train around the bends of my mind. There's a lot of open space up there... can you tell? It's best not to answer truthfully. You'd be surprised how hard it hurts to be hit by one of those figurative trains.
Maybe I should just say "hello" instead of attempting to say "hello". Now though there's no point since I already typed "hello" seven times counting that last one. Eh, well, let's make it even, because if I don't, then this post will be even more odd than it already is. So then, hello!
... or should I be saying goodbye? As in, goodbye for now? Hello? Goodbye? That sounds like something out of an old Beatles song. That song may or may not be as confusing as this post. If you were able to follow this post, then congratulations. If you weren't able to follow this post, congratulations. You're either intelligent or insane. Take your pick of whichever one you so happily prefer.
I'd say it's nice to be here, but I can only imagine the weird looks I'd be getting had I said the above in a room in front of strangers. I'm sure I'm still getting those looks, but at least I don't have to look at those looks, thus I can confidently say it's nice to be here. It'd be nicer if Mario Party 9 was already announced and I could join in the discussions about the next installment of the popular party series, but when it is announced, at least I know of a place to come and chat about it - although some of you may want me to find another place that's as far away as possible. Then again, what constitutes as "far" on the information superhighway?
Before I wrap this up, anyone in need of an e-aspirin? If you want however many minutes of your life that you invested in reading this back well, what can I say except, get to work on that time machine and have fun erasing all existence from existence.
