Hatch an Egg

[waluigi48]

I'm just going to try this for now to see if it's going to work. The first person describes an egg that he/she would like then the next person says what hatches from it. Then they describe an egg and BLAH BLAH BLAH. Like this:
1: I want a square egg.
2: You hatch SPONGEBOB! I want an invisible egg.
3: It's a dud. =P I want a (insert description here) egg.
You can even name a certain type of egg like a Levitation Egg. If it gets popular I might think of an RPG to go with it. I'll go first.

I want a laptop shaped egg.

 

[SpiderStaryu]

You get NOTHING.

I want a Pink Egg.

 

[Billy12510]

You get a Birdo

I want a non-triangular (or not triangle shaped) egg.

 

[CaptainShyguy]

You get a Square

I want a cutting egg.

 

[Ether]

You get bent.

I want an egg.

 

[CaptainShyguy]

You get a little bird that dies just after eaten by an eagle.

I want a white egg with blue dots on it.

 

[Ether]

You get poisoned.

I want a golden goose egg.

 

[caleb333]

you get a gold keyboard

I want a shoe-shaped egg

 

[Ether]

You get socked in the face with the gray cerebral matter of Rod Serling's genius.

I want an egg that defines everything I hate about modern pop music.

 

[waluigi48]

You get The Beatles Reunion CD.
I want an egg that is shaped and sounds like a SNES.

 

[caleb333]

you get a Hard Boiled egg

I want CDplayer egg

 

[CaptainShyguy]

You get a broken CD player.

I want a water egg.

 

[Ether]

You get a bottle of someone's sweat pasteurized and purified with sparkles and shirt.

I want a woman's egg.

 

[waluigi48]

TOO BAD!
I want an egg that doesn't exist.

 

[D51g]

you get EVERYTHING!!!


I want a peanut shaped egg

 

[waluigi48]

You get a siamese twin.

I want the easter egg from "Portal".

 

[D51g]

You get that useless coffee mug

i want the egg from billy hacher and the giant egg

 

[waluigi48]

The egg crushes you before it hatches. :3

I want an egg that is shaped like an egg.

 

[D51g]

You get a square egg.

I want a dynamite egg!

 

[waluigi48]

It hatches Osama.

I don't want an egg.