Funny Quotes

[8socc3r]

Post your funny quotes here.

From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

Arthur: Marvin, any ideas?

Marvin: I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.

Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv.

 

[Marioguy]

Hmmmm:


Spongebob

Spongebob: Aww don't worry Squidward.

Patirck: Yeah you can be Bald with a Big Nose.

Squidward alrdy has that.

 

[8socc3r]

From Total Drama Island:

Chris: Who will be selfless? Who will be selfish? And who will eat shellfish?



Chris again: Who will be a loser? Who will lose their cool? Who will lose their lunch?




Owen: A b-bear?

Chris: Haha. I was hoping you'd get that one.




Owen: Hey! My key doesn't open any chests!

Chris: Oh, I forgot to mention. Some keys don't open any chests!

Owen: Oh! Can you at least do something about him?

*Points to bear who's bitten him and won't let go*




Chris: Ezekiel! What's up, man?

Ezekiel: I think I see a bird.