Funny Jokes,riddles,quotes,knock knock jokes, and other things

[yoshi1999]

What is a funny joke you have heard. or came up with. here is one i have

Did you know if you are playing world of warcraft on a friday night. And you put ear up to the speaker, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

haha now if you play WOW i don't mean to offend you it's just a funny joke. well not really joke i dont know what you call it

Ok so what funny jokes do you know?

 

[Luigi Party!]

A: I will drink an H2O.
B. I will drink an H2O, too!
B dies.

 

[yoshi1999]

haha i

A: I will drink an H2O.
B. I will drink an H2O, too!
B dies.

    haha i see what you did there! that's a good one but i cant use it on my super dumb friends

 

[Toadette]

Why weren't Toad and Toadette in Mario Tennis Open?

Spoiler

There wasn't mush room.

 

[yoshi1999]

haha thats a good one.

ok heres one

Why did the dumb worker get kicked out of the M&M factory?

Spoiler

they kept throwing out all the W's

 

[yoshi1999]

Why did X get promoted to Level 5 Letter

Spoiler

His Work Was X-ellent

ya I know it's a bad joke, write some new ones!!