First Kiss?

[Dolly]

My first kiss was stolen from me at a very young age. The sadness it brings that I'll never be able to share that with someone special haunts me forever.

 

[GMac]

                                            8)

                Does dogs count?

                                            8)

Are you calling Mrs. Mac a dog?? 

                No, I didn't say that.    When we wuz kids we had a dog.

 

[yoshi_7]

                                            8)

                Does dogs count?

                                            8)

No your mom does not count...

 

[Amatatomba]

The girl I shared my first kiss with is now a lesbian.

I'm happy for her and everything, but I can't help but feel guilty.

For someone who's supposedly gay, you don't understand homosexuality much at all lol

 

[Snowy620]

Depends on who specifically. If it's a family member, yes. If it's someone else, never done so before, and probably never will.

So This is the reason you don't want a girlfriend.

What?

I was gonna post something too, but I didn't want to argue with a kid that only gets "slap-da-butt" action.

Well I slapped her face for being a pervert.

I once got a kiss. It was a penalty.

why they fuck would you slap a girl

 

[SUPER WAHA]

Depends on who specifically. If it's a family member, yes. If it's someone else, never done so before, and probably never will.

So This is the reason you don't want a girlfriend.

What?

I was gonna post something too, but I didn't want to argue with a kid that only gets "slap-da-butt" action.

Well I slapped her face for being a pervert.

I once got a kiss. It was a penalty.

why they F*** would you slap a girl

for being a pervert.

 

[Amatatomba]

Depends on who specifically. If it's a family member, yes. If it's someone else, never done so before, and probably never will.

So This is the reason you don't want a girlfriend.

What?

I was gonna post something too, but I didn't want to argue with a kid that only gets "slap-da-butt" action.

Well I slapped her face for being a pervert.

I once got a kiss. It was a penalty.

why they F*** would you slap a girl

Maybe he doesn't like girls touching his butt.

See what I did there?

 

[SpiderStaryu]

Didn't he say she hit him in the ass? lol

 

[SUPER WAHA]

Depends on who specifically. If it's a family member, yes. If it's someone else, never done so before, and probably never will.

So This is the reason you don't want a girlfriend.

What?

I was gonna post something too, but I didn't want to argue with a kid that only gets "slap-da-butt" action.

Well I slapped her face for being a pervert.

I once got a kiss. It was a penalty.

why they F*** would you slap a girl

Maybe he doesn't like girls touching his butt.

Yeah, Thank you.

Didn't he say she hit him in the ass? lol

That is exactly What I said.

 

[Amatatomba]

For real though, its douchey to hit a girl. So she hit your butt. Get over it, yell at her, whatever. Hitting her will label you a douchebag for the rest of school.

 

[SUPER WAHA]

First off, I was talking to a friend, THEN SHE CAME AND SLAPPED MY ASS!! <--- That is the reason I slapped her. True.

 

[Amatatomba]

First off, I was talking to a friend, THEN SHE CAME AND SLAPPED MY ASS!! <--- That is the reason I slapped her. True.

You still don't slap girls...Didn't your parents teach you anything?

I've seen girls do plenty of stupid shit to guys but I've never seen one retaliate by hitting the girl. They just tell her to fuck off or something. Also, ass slapping is usually a playful thing. I slap my boyfriend's ass all the time (the more random the timing, the better). Good chance this girl liked you, until, you know, you hit her.

 

[Justin5267]

Didn't he say she hit him in the ass? lol

That is exactly What I said.

You know she was probably flirting with you.

 

[cookieboy17]

Depends on who specifically. If it's a family member, yes. If it's someone else, never done so before, and probably never will.

So This is the reason you don't want a girlfriend.

What?

I was gonna post something too, but I didn't want to argue with a kid that only gets "slap-da-butt" action.

Well I slapped her face for being a pervert.

I once got a kiss. It was a penalty.

why they F*** would you slap a girl

Don't waste your time questioning a lie.

 

[Troll]

I don't know.

That doesn't necessary mean a no though. I had a relationship when I was in Grade 2 and I'm not sure what happened during it.

 

[Amatatomba]

I don't know.

That doesn't necessary mean a no though. I had a relationship when I was in Grade 2 and I'm not sure what happened during it.

Did she touch you? It's ok. You can tell us.

 

[Snowy620]

Depends on who specifically. If it's a family member, yes. If it's someone else, never done so before, and probably never will.

So This is the reason you don't want a girlfriend.

What?

I was gonna post something too, but I didn't want to argue with a kid that only gets "slap-da-butt" action.

Well I slapped her face for being a pervert.

I once got a kiss. It was a penalty.

why they F*** would you slap a girl

for being a pervert.

Because that is a great reason.

A girl wants to fuck you, so you slap her.

We have a real winner right here.

 

[Amatatomba]

Well I doubt she wanted to f.uck* him, but she probably was interested in some form =P

*I'm going to skirt around the censors until someone changes it so that f.uck isn't changed into fuck, with the capitalized F. Come on, its not that hard guys.

 

[&#9829;Princess Peach&#9829;]

when i was 8 i think X3

 

[Darkboo007]

First off, I was talking to a friend, THEN SHE CAME AND SLAPPED MY ASS!! <--- That is the reason I slapped her. True.

NO! You're suppose to hit her behind back in the ass!!! (Play Booty Tag or hit the ass {Sexual})
When a girl slapped my ass, I slapped her ass and we played Booty Tag throughout the night!!!